# Self-Righteous Clique

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique/13226>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique/13226 "2000-01-28T19:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique/13226/41 "2000-01-29T22:08:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Sassy:  
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> me too - except for the name, of course.  
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An organization such as this one can never have too many lovely man-trapping secret agents. Count me in! I’d also consider employment as a redheaded female lackey, and I do have a Professional Evil Laughing Certification.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique/13226/42 "2000-01-29T23:03:00Z")

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> Professional Evil Laughing Certification.

Now this was a fun course. I’ve got the Low Breathy Voice and Controlled Heaving Bosoms certs too. Currently working on Perpetually Perfect Hair, and Advanced Skin-Tight Clothing w/ Hidden Weaponry.

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“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique/13226/43 "2000-01-30T02:38:00Z")

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Name: Kat  
Position Applied For: Attractive yet lethal homicidal sociopath  
Qualifications: Have filled this position for over 2 years on an internet mailing list. Also have been a cat goddess on an internet message board for several months.  
Opinion on carp: Fish bad. Please note the obvious anagram.

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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

“[A]gainst stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.” --J.C.F.S. as quoted by H.M.

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