# Semi-erotic dreams . . . MY TURN! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953 "2000-08-27T19:25:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/21 "2000-08-28T15:17:39Z")
It was me. I know it was. The Impman is just **so** hot for my ass. Oops, female? Nevermind. I belong to the freak gender… ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/22 "2000-08-28T15:29:12Z")
Let me just say right now, that there is no way I’m ever doing one of these threads! I’d have to be a masocist to open that can-o-titties. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/23 "2000-08-28T16:32:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*Let me just say right now, that there is no way I’m ever doing one of these threads! I’d have to be a masocist to open that can-o-titties. \*\* Whereas the titties in my dream were quite nice, thankyouverymuch. Oops . . . I probably shouldn’t have said that. When my dreamwoman is revealed she probably won’t like that. Sorry, Esprix. Doing with I did in this dream . . . with a guy, well, no. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/24 "2000-08-28T23:50:23Z")
C’mon, guys (and girls) . . . don’t you wanna know? Here, I’ll give you another hint: this woman is over 30, according to purplebear (who is not allowed to tell anyone the list I gave her b/c I had no idea how old dreamwoman is). C’mon, guess! Please? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/25 "2000-08-29T02:31:59Z")
Heheheheee…I know!! I know!!! But, I’m not telling, under penalty of severe bodily harm. I _can_ however, give you some more hints… She often works odd hours, and has a somewhat _unique_ job. C’mon, you didn’t think I’d make it **easy** for you, did you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/26 "2000-08-29T02:49:00Z")
There are benefits to not being a very old (in terms of membership) doper, and disadvantages. Disadvantage: I know very little about this doper. Advantage: she doesn’t know much, if anything about me . . . wait, that’s a disadvantage, nevermind. Oh well. Our doper in question also is not: Drain Bead. Annie-Xmas. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/27 "2000-08-29T03:15:41Z")
Well, pun-hun - you never did tell if she lived in the north east or the south east. Is she married? On the people pages? (But I’m still _sniff_ disappointed that it’s not me. Texas is west of Illinois, isn’t it?) ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/28 "2000-08-29T03:21:13Z")
Well, punny, I’m just glad it’s not the doper I’ve been having erotic dreams about lately. 🆒 Did this person make either of our lists? ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/29 "2000-08-29T03:58:58Z")
It’s a hooker, my Grandmother. Her nick is “Hot4Mammy1924” Ha! –Tim ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/30 "2000-08-29T03:59:00Z")
North of South Carolina. Not married. Monty, you send me a list of who was picked, I’ll tell you. I have a feeling she was, though. She’s, like, Swiddles, an aristocratic beauty. IM(NSH)O. And Zyada, I’m not naughty enough yet to dream of you;) ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/31 "2000-08-29T05:29:29Z")
I don’t know. No idea. I’m more interested in the details of the dream than who it was. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/32 "2000-08-29T05:47:00Z")
My guesses are: Eve Welfy Valerie Falcon ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/33 "2000-08-29T06:05:03Z")
Here since at least February? Over 30? Well, coat me in peanut butter and call me Flora! ::thanking all that is holy:: _It isn’t me!! WOOHOO!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/34 "2000-08-29T06:23:39Z")
Over 30? Then Eve, definitely. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/35 "2000-08-29T06:24:17Z")
Yeah, Silver is all mine to dream about! MWA HA HA HA HA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/36 "2000-08-29T06:42:56Z")
I’m sorry, Monster104, but I can’t allow that. If I let you have an erotic dream about me, then a whole bunch of people will want one. Pretty soon, everyone will want to have me starring in their erotic dreams. I simply cannot allow that to happen. I’m very sorry. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/37 "2000-08-29T06:57:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*And DRY, I thought the teeming hundreds might like to know about MY dream, as there are and have been other MPSIMS threads devoted to doper dreams. \*\* Who said anything about people not being interested? I certainly didn’t: I simply said that if the dream involved Michi, it wasn’t particularly unusual. Why, just the other night…(censored)…and when I woke up, my pillow was…(censored) Anyway, female over 30, in the Northeast U.S., more than 500 posts, been here since at least February, aristocratic beauty, not blond, not married, has a unique job, works odd hours… (I feel like Alfred on Twin Peaks: “The blood on the note was tested, it doesn’t match Leo’s, Jacques’, Laura’s or Ronette’s”) Anyway, another guess for Eve. Who’s dreams/crushes haven’t we outed? Anniz’s I have no ideas. Evilbeth’s I think I finally figured out. Oh, and Silver\_Fire–weren’t you going to put up a picture on the People Pages? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/38 "2000-08-29T08:19:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\*Oh, and Silver\_Fire–weren’t you going to put up a picture on the People Pages? \*\* Someday. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/39 "2000-08-29T11:04:55Z")
Its Eve. [hijack] If there any people who can tell me what this means, please help. I had a dream that someone told me they were pregnant that it was my child, despite the fact that I did not recognise her. She was american, and she flew over to tell me with the actress who played “Julia” in “Friends”. I was too shocked to say anything, and as I walked out the door (I was in a community hall BTW) I ended up at a Teeming millions Putt Putt Challenge. I then woke up. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953/40 "2000-08-29T13:20:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **Monty, you send me a list of who was picked, I’ll tell you. I have a feeling she was, though. She’s, like, Swiddles, an aristocratic beauty. IM(NSH)O.** [Here’s the thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33012), and here’s my vote for Eve (who was on **my** list, dammit!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/semi-erotic-dreams-my-turn/30953.md?page=3)