# Sen. Larry Craig, jayjay, and another confirming report

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 7, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873 "2007-10-07T19:57:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/21 "2007-10-08T15:05:17Z")

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I’m not gay, but I am an admitted heterosexual. And you can just go to hell iffin you don’t like it.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/22 "2007-10-08T15:36:18Z")

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> Do gay airplanes admit that they’re gay?

They’re not gay. They just like to do it with other airplanes.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/23 "2007-10-08T15:51:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Czarcasm]  
Moving thread from IMHO to MPSIMS.  
[/QUOTE]  
samclem: Look, my liege!  
Czarcasm: MPSIMS!  
Otto: MPSIMS!  
samclem: MPSIMS!  
silenus: It’s only a model.  
Czarcasm: Shhh! Dopers, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride… to MPSIMS.

_Much, much later …_

Czarcasm: On second thought, let us not go to MPSIMS. 'Tis a gay place.

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**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/24 "2007-10-08T15:52:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]  
Is he gayer than a picnic basket?  
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Now you have me wondering about Yogi and Boo Boo.

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**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/25 "2007-10-08T16:17:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Plynck]  
Now you have me wondering about Yogi and Boo Boo.  
[/QUOTE]

Hey, wasn’t Yogi voiced by the late Charles Nelson Reilly?

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**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/26 "2007-10-08T16:22:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Plynck]  
Now you have me wondering about Yogi and Boo Boo.  
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Now now, Yogi’s just a bear, and Boo-Boo’s his little cub friend, nothing gay about that.  
Nope, nosiree, nothing at all.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/27 "2007-10-08T16:25:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Abby\_Emma\_Sasha]  
Do gay airplanes admit that they’re gay?  
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Only if they happen to be on a treadmill…

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/28 "2007-10-08T16:33:59Z")

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Not to ignore the hijack, but my husband was very pleased with himself that he spotted the “foot-tapping-signal” imagery in Jewel’s “Who Will Save Your Soul” video, the conceit of which is that it is happening in a public restroom.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU4y4ny9UaU](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU4y4ny9UaU) (around the :30 mark)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/29 "2007-10-08T16:46:12Z")

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[QUOTE=askeptic]  
Only if they happen to be on a treadmill…  
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They are not gay. They are just metrosexual.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/30 "2007-10-08T17:56:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Abby\_Emma\_Sasha]  
I like “confirmed cocksucker”. It has that alliteration thing going for it.  
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Felonious fag? Heinous homo?

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/31 "2007-10-08T18:02:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Abby\_Emma\_Sasha]  
I like “confirmed cocksucker”. It has that alliteration thing going for it.  
[/QUOTE]

Confirmed? I wonder if Fred Thompson was involved in that process, too.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/32 "2007-10-09T01:38:16Z")

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[QUOTE=wheelie]  
Now now, Yogi’s just a bear, and Boo-Boo’s his little cub friend, nothing gay about that.  
Nope, nosiree, nothing at all.  
[/QUOTE]

You know, I never wondered about the height difference until now.

I can never watch another Yogi Bear cartoon again.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/33 "2007-10-09T13:02:43Z")

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This entire thread is as gay as Christmas.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/34 "2007-10-09T14:05:10Z")

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[QUOTE=FriarTed]  
I can never watch another Yogi Bear cartoon again.  
[/QUOTE]

Then we’ve done you a favor.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/35 "2007-10-09T14:31:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
They are not gay. They are just metrosexual.  
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You mean “aerosexual”.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/36 "2007-10-09T17:07:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Abby\_Emma\_Sasha]  
Hey, wasn’t Yogi voiced by the late Charles Nelson Reilly?  
[/QUOTE]

Nope. [Some guy named “Daws Butler”.](http://imdb.com/title/tt0255768/)

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sen-larry-craig-jayjay-and-another-confirming-report/421873/37 "2007-10-09T23:02:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Abby\_Emma\_Sasha]  
Do gay airplanes admit that they’re gay?  
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Depends who they have staffing their cockpit…

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