# Senator Boehner’s “prebuttal” speech.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 31, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185 "2010-08-31T21:41:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185/21 "2010-09-01T16:11:17Z")

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As soon as they do form a government, they’re gonna be our bestest friends forever! Because of their gratitude!

Say, wasn’t there supposed to be a statue of GeeDubya in downtown Baghdad by now? How’s that coming along?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185/22 "2010-09-01T17:21:22Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Say, wasn’t there supposed to be a statue of GeeDubya in downtown Baghdad by now? How’s that coming along?

Still pending, until they find a piece of marble big enough for the camel phallus.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185/23 "2010-09-01T17:28:48Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> > [@elucidator](#):
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> > Say, wasn’t there supposed to be a statue of GeeDubya in downtown Baghdad by now? How’s that coming along?
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> Still pending, until they find a piece of marble big enough for the camel phallus.

But we can still see a huge Boehner on TV.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185/24 "2010-09-01T17:41:05Z")

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Well, bunch of us Dopers have huge ones. Just not orange.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185/25 "2010-09-01T17:44:40Z")

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You can count me out on that last one.  
Note to self: bronzer does \*not \*make a good wank lube.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185/26 "2010-09-02T13:48:19Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> You can count me out on that last one.  
> Note to self: bronzer does \*not \*make a good wank lube.

A Cheerios treat does not feel good when it tries to exit through my nose. And my teacher is looking at me funny.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185/27 "2010-09-02T14:19:08Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> You can count me out on that last one.  
> Note to self: bronzer does \*not \*make a good wank lube.

A Cheerios treat does not feel good when it tries to exit through my nose. And my teacher is looking at me funny.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-boehner-s-prebuttal-speech/552185/28 "2010-09-02T14:27:40Z")

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I bet it tastes worse the second time.

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