# Senator Rand Paul..........

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-rand-paul/559344>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 3, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-rand-paul/559344 "2010-11-03T16:47:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-rand-paul/559344/61 "2010-11-05T00:14:07Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> Moving to another country requires intellectual capacity that the OP clearly lacks. There’s, like, forms to fill out and stuff.

What if Rand Paul is the only politician he likes _in the entire world_!

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-rand-paul/559344/62 "2010-11-05T00:55:10Z")

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> [@Captain\_Midnight](#):
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> Liberals, suck it.
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> At least there will be one decent Senator out of 100. One.
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> Senator Paul. What a beautiful sound. Too bad his dad couldn’t have been a Senator. Oh well. Thank you, Kentucky. Rand will not let you down.
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> Rachel Maddow, kiss my ass. Kiss Rand’s ass too. We won bitch. Go home.
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> Rand Paul for President 2016.

And ppl wonder why there’s animosity towards conservatives.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-rand-paul/559344/63 "2010-11-05T01:00:25Z")

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Tsk, Tsk… So many rude jokes in this thread and you missed these:

[lemme just check and make sure this is still in the Pit… yep.]

> [@Chronos](#):
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> When 's the last time Rand Paul had a libertarian idea?

When’s the last time he had an idea, period. That wasn’t already his daddy’s, of course. At least George the 2nd could start his _ **own** _ war, before trying to re-fight _ **his** _ daddy’s.

> [@Icarus](#):
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> Hey, every constituency deserves representation. Now if we could just get someone with Down Syndrome on the Supreme Court…

TRIG PALIN FOR CHIEF JUSTICE!!!

> [@Algher](#):
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> can we put Rand Paul and Barbara Boxer into a room together, and throw away the key?
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> Please?

Hey, at least _ **one** _ of them _ **stands** _ for something _ **useful** _. Him, to piss…

> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> > [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> > I’ve got things in my refrigerator that are smarter than Rand Paul.
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> Unfortunately, Kentucky voters are not one of them. 😃

I’ve got a couple of Kentucky voters in my fridge… How many votes did he win by, again?

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