# Send a Get Well card to Bat Boy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-a-get-well-card-to-bat-boy/76095>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 13, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-a-get-well-card-to-bat-boy/76095 "2001-08-13T20:22:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-a-get-well-card-to-bat-boy/76095/1 "2001-08-13T20:22:26Z")

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As you may have heard, our beloved Bat Boy was recently [hit by an exterminator’s truck and sprayed with insecticide](http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=13947). He is in serious condition, and somewhat depressed.

However, you can [send a Get Well card](http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=13950) to Bat Boy. This would be a good time for the Teeming Millions to pull together and show the little guy how much we care. Plus, it would probably help him recover from his gloom and speed him along the road to recovery.

Hang in there, Bat Boy!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-a-get-well-card-to-bat-boy/76095/2 "2001-08-14T01:52:40Z")

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I can’t tell you how embarassed I am by the fact I already knew what this post was about before I opened it.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-a-get-well-card-to-bat-boy/76095/3 "2001-08-14T01:59:52Z")

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Ya know, after getting dissed last week for my supposed lack of sympathy I thought I’d better check in. I clicked the link and, for good or bad, made the mental connection before the link came up. Count me as embarassed, too.

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-a-get-well-card-to-bat-boy/76095/4 "2001-08-14T02:31:17Z")

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Poor little Bat Boy.  
I hope he isn’t permanently disfigured. 🙂  
Rose

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-a-get-well-card-to-bat-boy/76095/5 "2001-08-14T02:58:30Z")

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Get well soon, Bat Boy!

Robin, Catwoman, Space Ghost, Superman, Aquaman, and all the other Superfriends miss you!

Tripler  
You mean there’s _another_ Bat Boy? Aw shit. . .

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-a-get-well-card-to-bat-boy/76095/6 "2001-08-14T03:31:33Z")

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Actually, I jumped straight to an image of Wes looking sadly at a bad photo of a moth with a man’s head in a jar in a lab.

“How can they do this to the Moth-man?!”

So I watch “The Chronicle”–sue me. Does anyone else here watch it?

I find it hilarious. It probably helps that the photographer is incredibly similar to one of my good (and very funny) friends. They even look rather alike, which is remarkable considering that Wes is black and my friend is white–mostly a matter of expression and carriage, I suspect.
