# Send in the Scary Clowns or Stay Away from Wasco **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 8, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-in-the-scary-clowns-or-stay-away-from-wasco/700784 "2014-10-08T18:04:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-in-the-scary-clowns-or-stay-away-from-wasco/700784/21 "2014-10-12T05:01:51Z")
You all taste so much better when you’re afraid. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-in-the-scary-clowns-or-stay-away-from-wasco/700784/22 "2014-10-12T09:38:00Z")
Only one way to defeat this - an army of little girls dressed like porcelain dolls with unblinking eyes, even better if they are clusters of twins who speak in stereo. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-in-the-scary-clowns-or-stay-away-from-wasco/700784/23 "2014-10-12T10:28:24Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > So, what’s the best way to get back at these clowns if they should come to my home town? A seltzer bottle filled with mace. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-in-the-scary-clowns-or-stay-away-from-wasco/700784.md?page=1)