# Send me FORMERAGENT please..ASAP **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844 "2000-01-05T22:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Finder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@The\_Finder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Finder)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/1 "2000-01-05T22:20:00Z")
Mr. Wilson, I know who you are, and where you work, as I work with you. Please send me an interoffice email immediately, as you are putting your life in danger. Mark Wallers 2nd floor ---
**Author:** ![The\_Finder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@The\_Finder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Finder)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/2 "2000-01-05T22:23:00Z")
Anyone and everyone who had contact with FORMERAGENT, please list whatever he said, by person, neatly and orderly, as I need to know what was said. Mark Wallers ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/3 "2000-01-05T22:24:00Z")
Ooo, scary. How long before we can ban this one too? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/4 "2000-01-05T22:25:00Z")
Hey, **Ed** , can we ban this yutz’ whole ISP, or would that be too disruptive to others? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/5 "2000-01-05T22:27:00Z")
To c&p my post from the “You’re not as smart” thread: Jesus Mary Joseph… Why do I suddenly feel like I’m in a bad Arnold Schwartenegger movie?? And Finder: > [@](#): > > Where would I find FORMERAGENT? I’d like to find out who he is, since I work apparently in the same building with me. Well, I would hope you work in the same building as yourself. Be kinda hard to do the double personality thread thingy otherwise. (Yes folks…let’s all guess who I think Finder REALLY is!) Anyway…I’m tired of playing. Go away now, please. And FTR, I live in DC…so I know government types. (Government contractor, in fact.) Most couldn’t hide a secret if you handed them a safe. And gaudere? Wanna start a betting pool? I say…6 hours before he gets banned. Any other takers? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Finder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@The\_Finder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Finder)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/6 "2000-01-05T22:28:00Z")
Please refrain from any further derogatory comments in my direction, sir/ma’m, as I have no knowledge of the events of this day, but rather have been asked by superiors to look into matters regarding a fellow employee. Your comments are neither welcomed, or warranted. Assist me in this matter, or remain silent. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Finder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@The\_Finder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Finder)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/7 "2000-01-05T22:31:00Z")
Where can I locate administration or management officials of this site? I need to be put in contact with them immediately. Mark Waller ---
**Author:** ![Felice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e4f/32.png) [@Felice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Felice)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/8 "2000-01-05T22:31:00Z")
Uh…Finder, that’s pretty easy. You go to your profile - I mean, HIS profile, of course- and click on ‘find all posts by this member’. Tracer- you’re a government contractor? In Washington, DC? Gee, now, that’s hard to believe. ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/9 "2000-01-05T22:31:00Z")
I say two hours, but…howzabout Coventry? (I know, we’re all sick of that word now) I know it’d be tough, though, this is _such_ fun, but I am tired of all these little trolls. Coventry until he decides to talk like a more or less normal person, not a SuperDuperCoolG-Man. ---
**Author:** ![GLWasteful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f05b48/32.png) [@GLWasteful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GLWasteful)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/10 "2000-01-05T22:34:00Z")
Hey, Falcon. Can I get in on the pool? If so, I say that he’ll never be banned. Hell, FA wouldn’t wanna piss off anyone enough to get a **second** screen name banned, or would he? Oh, and Finder? You are a liar when you pretend to be a concerned co-worker. So stop it already. Waste Flick Lives! ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/11 "2000-01-05T22:35:00Z")
REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR! FOR SECURITY REASONS I AM USING ANOTHER’S IDENTITY. I’M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND AS WE ARE TRAINED TO SUBVERT AND ASSIMILATE. I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW - LOOK OUT AND TO YOUR LEFT. . .WHERE THE OAK TREE IS. . .YES THE OLD LADY FEEDING THE BIRDS WITH THE COMPUTER ON HER LAP. . .THAT’S ME. IT IS MY CURRENT COVER- I’LL WAVE MY CANE. . . NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU, WHO IS THE FINDER? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/12 "2000-01-05T22:35:00Z")
I know, Felice…amazing, ain’t it! 😉 Sorry…was trying to forestall the argument of “you live in DC, but don’t know government people” from Finder/FormerAgent/whatever. Alas, it only made me state the obvious. And look…at least he got the ma’am right this time! I’m impressed. Gaudere…I think I might have to revise my bet here. I say 4 hours now. * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Finder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@The\_Finder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Finder)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/13 "2000-01-05T22:42:00Z")
May I ask why you all are acting in sarcasm and disrespect? As I have seen on many of your boards in my search, you are all quite rude. From whom, or where did you all decide that you could in fact be so blatantly discourteous to those around you all? And in reply to the snide remark above, I am nto a concerned co-worker, I am a person whose job it is to monitor the traffic of information correct or not from this building, and by whom. So would it be better to state in fact ,that this is a semi-manhunt on the internet. As the person speaking to you, has done so from 7 different locations in the last 30 minutes, and seems to be drawing the interest of certain officials, as his rhetoric may be dangerous. Mark Wallers ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/14 "2000-01-05T22:44:00Z")
WASTE! Good to seeya again! And certainly you can get in on the pool…your bet has been duly noted. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/15 "2000-01-05T22:46:00Z")
This thread has been declared to be a breach of national security, excuse me, I MEAN NATIONAL SECURITY. I AM HEREBY INVOKING MY POWERS AS A VAGUELY IMPLIED EMPLOYEE OF AN UNNAMED GOVERNMENT AGENCY TO SHUT DOWN THIS THREAD, THIS FORUM, THIS BOARD, AND THE INTERNET. PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE APPROPRIATE PEOPLE SO I MAY MAKE VEILED THREATS AND HINTS ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT I AM. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/16 "2000-01-05T22:49:00Z")
Dammit Sake- you’re blowing my cover! Now don’t stare…I’m disguised as the prothonotary warbler to your immediate left…no, the one **with** the breadcrumb…DON’T STARE! You fool! You’ve blown it! Abort mission! ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/17 "2000-01-05T22:53:00Z")
> [@](#): > > SHUT DOWN THIS THREAD, THIS FORUM, THIS BOARD, AND THE INTERNET Did you check with Al Gore first, **Nemo**? ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/18 "2000-01-05T22:54:00Z")
YOU SWITCHED BREADCRUMBS WITH ME YOU TRAITER! ::WAVING CANE WILDLY:: BRING BACK THAT BREADCRUMB!!! ---
**Author:** ![GLWasteful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f05b48/32.png) [@GLWasteful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GLWasteful)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/19 "2000-01-05T22:55:00Z")
FORM. . .er, The Finder: > [@](#): > > And in reply to the snide remark above, I am nto a concerned co-worker, I am a person whose job it is to monitor the traffic of information correct or not from this building, and by whom. In a word, horseshit. And a hearty hello to you, too, Falcon. How much should I throw into the pot? Waste Flick Lives! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844/20 "2000-01-05T22:57:00Z")
Felice wrote: > [@](#): > > Tracer- you’re a government contractor? In Washington, DC? Gee, now, that’s hard to believe. I am? Wow! I’ve only had my resume out there for a couple of hours, and already I’m getting hired by the government on the other side of the country! Hey, wait a minute … I don’t remember interviewin’ for that job! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-me-formeragent-please-asap/3844.md?page=2)