# Send some fluffy love to Francesca

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993 "2001-11-12T22:41:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Alex\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Alex\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_B)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/1 "2001-11-12T22:41:03Z")

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My dearest S.O. Francesca is feeling a bit blue, so if you know here please post her a cuddly-wuddly message to tell her how great she is.

(Fran: I’m especially thinking about numbers 6, 18, 35 and 52 from the list.)  
Alex B

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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/2 "2001-11-12T22:44:48Z")

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Fluffy Love coming your way, **Fran**. If you want, I’ll send you my adorable puppy for the night. You’ll have to pay though, airfare, quaranteen and the likes. Plus, he wants liver pate for breakfast. But he’s worth it, I promise!

Oh, and by the way, you are indeedy a most fabulous lass.

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/3 "2001-11-12T22:46:40Z")

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::runs in::

::stuffs happy fuzzy extra-fluffy bunnies down Frannie’s pants::

::licks Frannie::

::leaves some good chocolate on the table::

::runs out::

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**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/4 "2001-11-12T22:47:05Z")

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I love you Fran! If you need anything just ask. Everything at the HenHouse is yours for the asking! I’ll be thinking of you and I hope things go better for you. All my love Fran…MamaHen

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**Author:** ![Nortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Nortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nortia)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/5 "2001-11-12T22:58:15Z")

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Well, I don’t really _know_ **Francesca** but I do know she has beaten Carol in the maths game of Countdown so I send her lots of [sub]northern[/sub] hugs! 😉

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/6 "2001-11-12T22:59:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Soda \*  
> \*\*Oh, and by the way, you are indeedy a most fabulous lass. \*\*

This is what I saw when I read this out of the corner of my eye through my Coke-bottle lenses:

**"Oh, and by the way, you have indeedy a most fabulous ass."**

Which could very well be true, so who am I to deny it?

[sub]Hmmmm, “Ass Full of Bunnies” – new band name?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/7 "2001-11-12T23:09:17Z")

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She does, indeed, have a faboo posterior.

And a swell boyfriend.

And a nice country.

And a sweet disposition.

And a great sense of humour.

And an amazing sense of adventure.

She spells gud, too.

Did I mention her ass?

We love you, Frannie. Cheer up soon, k? Let me know if you need any silly ChiDope pictures or…um…I can’t think of anything else I have that you could possibly need, but I’ll send it if you think of something.

Take care of her, Alex. We luvs us some Frannie.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/8 "2001-11-12T23:11:14Z")

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I think **Fran** is super cool 100% and I’m not just saying that. Hope you feel better.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/9 "2001-11-12T23:14:46Z")

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I love her more than my stalker! 😃

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/10 "2001-11-12T23:16:00Z")

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Oh my goodness. Fluffy bunnies? Cuddly-wuddly? You’re ruining my _image_, guys. They’re appreciated nonetheless - life has taken a bit of a nasty downturn and yes, I am struggling a little. Thanks for the thoughts.  
Fran  
[sup]Isn’t Alex great?[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/11 "2001-11-12T23:26:28Z")

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I am sending happy thoughts your way, Fran. Although I have never met you I know you rock!!!

Keith

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/12 "2001-11-12T23:28:13Z")

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You know you have the respect of so many people here. Hope things work out well.

Redboss

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/13 "2001-11-12T23:33:32Z")

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Hey **Frannie** dear! Across the pond I’m beamin’ good cheer!

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/14 "2001-11-12T23:35:14Z")

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On re-reading the title thread, I can see that what I said above isn’t actually very “fluffy”. I’m a good sport, I can do this. Here goes.

{grasping **Francesca** ’s cheeks firmly:  
WHO’S A WOOGIE WOOGIE LEETEE GEL THEN? WHOS A WOOGIE WOOGIE LEE TEE GERL? AH YES SHE IS! YES SHE IS! GOOD WEEDEE GERL! YAS SHE IS!  
(recoils) She spat at me!

Hmmph!

RedNana

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/15 "2001-11-12T23:39:36Z")

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That was a hit for the Steve Miller Band right?

Fluffy love, drivin’ me crazy crazy,  
Fluffy love, drivin me crazyyyyy, yeah

How are you doin’ Fran? Is that bruise on your cute li’l noggin healed?

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/16 "2001-11-12T23:56:56Z")

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**Fran** , despite the fact that you continue to go out with that no-goodnik **AlexB** ,you’re still one of my favorite little elves, and I hope you make it through this ordeal OK. My love goes out to you, along with certain bodily fluids. Take care of yourself.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/17 "2001-11-13T00:01:38Z")

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Francesca, the Super-Secret Caribou Assault Force send all their caribou-furry good wishes and frozen Canadian happy thoughts straight to you, as long as you promise not to tell anybody they were doing something as un-fearsome as that. They hid them in the box under my own [unfurry] good wishes and [unCanadian] happy thoughts, wrapped in a fuzzy blue sweater, so be careful when you open the package, so they don’t fall out and roll under your couch.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/18 "2001-11-13T00:10:18Z")

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I’m sorry to hear you’re a bit down, **Fran**. You’re very sweet and nice and kind and a joy to talk to, and read your posts and oh, just lots of things. Sending many warm fuzzies your way, and oodles and oodles of cuddles from your friends and **Alex**.

{{{{{{Francesca}}}}}}

_rubbing your back too, in slow, soothing motions_ There, there, it will all get better soon. Now here is a floppy, cuddly purplebear to keep you company and make you smile.

_[sub]I’d draw a cute pic if I could figure out how._[/sub]

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/19 "2001-11-13T00:31:30Z")

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**Fran** , you’re one of my absolute favorite people in the world. I smile when I think of you. Mostly in an evil way, because I remember what sorts of things we like to talk about.

Muchas smooches, **Francesca** , and great heaps of sparkling love. Things will get better.

And you hold onto that **Alex**. He’s a keeper.

[sub]I’ll deal with you later, **Esprix**. [/sub]

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/send-some-fluffy-love-to-francesca/92993/20 "2001-11-13T00:43:43Z")

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[Fuzzy Bunnies](http://fuzzydeath.freeservers.com/pics/bunny.jpg) from my Super Happy Fuzzy Death website, just for you.  
[sub]I do not own the bunnies, and as far as I know they have nothing to do with Tiggeril. I just thought they were cute, and they represent the “happy fuzzy.”[/sub]

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