# Senile Dumble-fuck, please shut up **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063 "2002-11-22T01:17:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/21 "2002-11-22T18:50:41Z")
Waverly, sir, having to deal with constant dip-shittery does get a little grating. The men in my office tend to be neither intelligent nor reliable. Mechanical relaxation aid…? my new computer just came in the other day… oh wait. You probably mean “the other non-meat”. I have three and none of them help. Ask me specifics on my jobby job, and I will give you detail. More detail than ever before! Glorious detail! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! I shit you not! Do you really think that someone could make up a scenario this absurd or horrible?! _whew_ _passes out on keyboard_ ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/22 "2002-11-22T19:03:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by glarGH \* > \*\*I’m guessing wealth is a matter of scale…? I don’t know. But I do know you can buy a house in Kyrgyzstan for like $6,000 USD. > \*\* Kyrgyzstan? Ummm…I’d like to buy a vowel, please. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/23 "2002-11-22T21:25:14Z")
Specifics? Yeah, I have a couple questions. What is this mention of “one of your tours”? Is this a matchmaking business, or are people being pimped around and allowed to sample the merchandise before purchase? And if there _are_ free samples, you need Christmas shop no longer for Waverly, he’d be quite happy with an auburn haired sex kitten. You also mentioned that good ol’ bald-ass would ‘fleece’ the customers. Other than match pathetic losers with desperate mates who, had they lucked into better circumstances, would have preferred to have never laid eyes on them, are they otherwise ripped off? ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/24 "2002-11-23T08:22:40Z")
Hey, guys… **glarGH** already has a [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138940) about her job! ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/25 "2002-11-24T05:21:21Z")
**Wav** , we’re more of just a matchmaking/personals type o service… The only thing separating our web-service from, say, [kiss.com](http://kiss.com) or any other personals site, is that we offer immigration support and our users seem to be a lot less tech savvy. We (on the first line of customer support) usually try to throw the idea of a tour out to them for a few reasons: 1. They are so incredibly dumb and cannot use the computer to the point that they will recieve any satisfaction from our service. 2. Tours are a pretty big ticket item for us. 3. Hi, Opal! 4. It gets us off the phone with said dumble-fuck and sends them over to the boss man, who despite his various and many other flaws, is a damn good sales man and a fairly good judge of desperation. A tour usually includes pimpin accomodations, meals, a guided tour of the region, translation services and introductions to X number of ladies per evening for as many days as it takes for the customer to find a lady that they’re compatible with. These usually take about 2 weeks and range in price between 995 and 3,995, depending on level of service and accomodations required. Sadly, we do not offer free samples, but you are more than welcome to visit us online ^^ ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/26 "2002-11-24T05:30:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by glarGH \* > \*\*A tour usually includes pimpin accomodations, \*\* :eek: 😕 ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/27 "2002-11-24T10:05:12Z")
umm… bad choice of words maybe… What I should have said was, “Three or four star hotel accomodations.” There, thats better now. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/28 "2002-11-24T10:10:31Z")
You mean I can _buy_ a bride??? There’s hope for me yet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/29 "2002-11-24T18:21:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Do you have any REALLY cute Slavic guys who look like Goran Visnjic and are really sweet and sensitive and willing to obey my every command? \*\* “I love mah man, though. He’s great. He does about 90% of what I say. That’s really good, 90%. You don’t want him to do everything you say. You want a little fight left in 'im. You want him _al dente._” - Margaret Cho ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063/30 "2002-11-25T13:21:15Z")
For two weeks and nearly US$4K out of pocket, there had **better** be some ‘pimpin’ accomodations. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senile-dumble-fuck-please-shut-up/138063.md?page=1)