# Senor Beef and his crusade against knowledge

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 7, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743 "2013-05-07T21:08:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/201 "2013-05-08T21:02:28Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Still, _he ain’t here._

Indeed, which speaks well of him.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/202 "2013-05-08T21:04:34Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Still, _he ain’t here._

Meant to add: maybe he doesn’t know about the thread. Or maybe he’s reading every post you make and laughing his ass off while you act like a petulant child and destroy every ounce of respect anybody had for you. That’s what I’d do. Yes, **DrDeth** , I think **SenorBeef** is sitting back and laughing and laughing and laughing while you get madder and madder and madder.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/203 "2013-05-08T21:05:12Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Indeed, which speaks well of him.

Indeed, my thought exactly.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/204 "2013-05-08T21:06:34Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Indeed, which speaks well of him.

True. Senorbeef may have inadvertently stirred the crazy pot, but at least he’s not daft enough to then lick the spoon.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/205 "2013-05-08T21:08:03Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Meant to add: maybe he doesn’t know about the thread. Or maybe he’s reading every post you make and laughing his ass off while you act like a petulant child and destroy every ounce of respect anybody had for you. That’s what I’d do. Yes, **DrDeth** , I think **SenorBeef** is sitting back and laughing and laughing and laughing while you get madder and madder and madder.

All that sounds very well, except the fact that I am not angry and _he ain’t here_.😛

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/206 "2013-05-08T21:10:08Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> All that sounds very well, except the fact that I am not angry

Sure. And you’re cool with “no spoilers” and you’re not at all obsessive about this. Your behavior is undercutting your claims just the teensiest little bit.

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/207 "2013-05-08T21:13:07Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> This is also phony moral superiority. And calling something you decided to do by yourself an oath is very silly.

[**April R** convinced me.](http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16028327&postcount=360)

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/208 "2013-05-08T21:16:18Z")

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Ok. It’s still your choice. Personally, I prefer keeping self-made promises to myself. That way it’s between me, the carton of ice cream and my notebook of feelings poetry. And the latter two don’t judge. Unless I stick googly eyes on them.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/209 "2013-05-08T21:17:35Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Sure. And you’re cool with spoilers and you’re not at all obsessive about this.

Hey, how’d you guess? _Damn_, you’re good.  
What I find interesting is this: as someone pointed out I am _“someone with 20k posts and Charter Membership on the SDMB_ “. And, I generally stand up for the staff here. I don’t cause trouble, am a good board citizen, etc. Yes, this is my Pet Peeve, and yes, I am going on & on & on& on about it.

But Marley- why are you getting \*your \*panties in a bunch about this? I am not peeing in _your_ cornflakes.

Stupid as this PIT thread may be, there’s not a day goes by without something even dumber. So- why come down from your Ivory Tower to post about this?

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/210 "2013-05-08T21:18:07Z")

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This thread reminds me of when \*\*mswas \*\*went full retard. On that basis, I find it a success.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/211 "2013-05-08T21:20:58Z")

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> [@Anonymous User](#):
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> [**April R** convinced me.](http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16028327&postcount=360)

You’re not listening. I never used the ignore function either. I just never thought it was a moral statement because it isn’t, and I didn’t think it needed to be advertised. **April\_R** ’s version is much more reasonable: no crap about ‘alas, I have sworn an oath!’ or “the purpose of the board.” Just ‘I don’t think it’s worth ignoring people.’

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/212 "2013-05-08T21:21:11Z")

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Are mods not allowed to slum?

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/213 "2013-05-08T21:21:48Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> BTW, this Purina Troll Chow is deee-lish! thanks!

A tacit admission of trolling? This thread has everything!

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/214 "2013-05-08T21:22:17Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> This thread reminds me of when \*\*mswas \*\*went full retard. On that basis, I find it a success.

Do you have a link for this?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/215 "2013-05-08T21:28:05Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Are mods not allowed to slum?

Yeah, but it’s rather beneath him, not Marley’s style. Just like this thread is rather beneath me (I never PIT other posters). But still, something set me off and I had to.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/216 "2013-05-08T21:28:31Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> But Marley- why are you getting \*your \*panties in a bunch about this? I am not peeing in _your_ cornflakes.

For starters, you’re acting like a complete asshole, and I’m not a fan of that for reasons of basic human decency. More selfishly, every time you pull one of your fuckwit stunts, my inbox fills up with a bunch of thread reports and I either have to read a bunch of incomprehensible Game of Thrones posts to find out what the fuck your major malfunction is or I have to wait and keep getting thread reports every few minutes until **Gukumatz** can deal with your idiocy. So you _are_ pissing in my goddamn cornflakes, you stupid shit.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/217 "2013-05-08T21:29:44Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> But still, something set me off and I had to.

This is the second time you’ve said you “had to”. You don’t “have to” make a complete and utter ass of yourself. Really. You don’t.

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**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/218 "2013-05-08T21:37:28Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Very funny. But he started it!😛

Uh huh. I notice you totally ignored my first post that, y’know, pointed out how your argument is bullshit. It’s cool with me that you basically admitted you couldn’t successfully argue my points, but to continue copypasta-ing your stupid “points” is just embarrassing.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/219 "2013-05-08T21:38:08Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> For starters, you’re acting like a complete asshole, and I’m not a fan of that for reasons of basic human decency. More selfishly, every time you pull one of your fuckwit stunts, my inbox fills up with a bunch of thread reports and I either have to read a bunch of incomprehensible Game of Thrones posts to find out what the fuck your major malfunction is or I have to wait and keep getting thread reports every few minutes until **Gukumatz** can deal with your idiocy. So you _are_ pissing in my goddamn cornflakes, you stupid shit.

Huh? Now, I admit this thread is a fuckwit stunt of sort (aren’t all PITings of Posters?), but honestly the other post was a complete oops. But damn, I knew they got all excited and Jr Mod to the max, but to have them hitting “report this post’ like a rat jonesing for a smoke is a little crazy.

I am truly sorry about my post in the GoT thread. Note the actual wording but that it was in one of “his” threads as I really truely never wanted to grace any of his shittly little piles of self-aggrandizement again. I wouldn’t piss in his mouth to put out a fire.  
I still think Senor Beef is an illiterate power mad asshole. But since this is really annoying _you_ , I’ll stop.

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senor-beef-and-his-crusade-against-knowledge/657743/220 "2013-05-08T21:38:12Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> **April\_R** ’s version is much more reasonable: no crap about ‘alas, I have sworn an oath!’ or “the purpose of the board.” Just ‘I don’t think it’s worth ignoring people.’

Yeah, you are right.

Just for laughs, see how [one of my posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16042121&postcount=45) in ATMB from several months ago contained exactly the “crap” you are talking about in an even more obnoxious and overbearing way:

> [@Is witnessing restricted to Great Debates?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-witnessing-restricted-to-great-debates/651157/45):
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> Have you forgotten the main theme of these message board, “Fighting Ignorance Since 1973?” This is supposed to be a non-ignorant message board. I don’t want to put **name redacted** on ignore because she may have something valuable to say and putting on her ignore is being ignorant. There’s always something you can learn from another poster. Therefore, in my opinion, the ignore function should be abolished.

:o

\*Name was only redacted in the quoting of this post here. The original post does not contain the redaction.

But yeah, I see what you mean and you are right, **Marley23**.

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