# Sensual Easter Candy Moments
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 26, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724 "2003-02-26T20:36:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@BodiceRipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BodiceRipper)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/1 "2003-02-26T20:36:02Z")
I love this time of year, people. Peep time. Cadbury Creme Egg time. There is something about Easter candy that just makes me so happy and free…
Certainly one of my most favorite things about it is grossing out all the people who hate Cadbury Creme Eggs. CCE’s are one of those things you either love or hate with a passion. I am one of those people who enjoys nibbling off a wee bit of the chocolate top and then energetically sucking the creamy fondant center out of aforementioned wee hole. It is something that apparently induces vomiting in my husband. Amazing.
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### Author:  [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/2 "2003-02-26T21:50:15Z")
So, **BodiceRipper** , how YOU doin’?
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/3 "2003-02-26T21:52:05Z")
Peeps.
:eek:
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### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/4 "2003-02-26T22:28:08Z")
Circus peanuts are also Easter related, and either loved or hated. I recently discussed on these very boards the merits of circus peanuts that have been left out for 24 hours. Long enough to become slightly stale on the outside, yet still gooey on the inside.
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### Author:  [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/5 "2003-02-26T22:36:27Z")
Eeeeew since when are circus peanuts Easter related? Unless you mean they taste like they were buried for 3 days.
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### Author:  [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/6 "2003-02-26T23:21:24Z")
Marshmallow Peeps are proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy. Oh, and beer too.
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### Author:  [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/7 "2003-02-27T01:00:31Z")
max carnage, hold on to your tummy. the people who brought you circus peanuts have branched out. they now have the same wonderfully nutritional substance shaped into bunnies, ducks, and scary looking chickens.
i use them in the peep kabobs. they are greeeaaat!
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### Author:  [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/8 "2003-02-27T01:32:34Z")
People hate Cadbury Creme Eggs? How tragic for them! Although I suppose that means that there are more left for me.
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### Author:  [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/9 "2003-02-27T04:47:46Z")
And for me, too. I can’t imagine not liking them.
Cadbury Mini-Eggs are great, too. There’s something about Cadbury chocolate that makes it twice as good as Hershey’s.
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### Author:  [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/10 "2003-02-27T17:07:43Z")
Feh, I’d trade every Peep in the world for one Reece’s Peanut Butter Egg. And every Circus Peanut for a Snickers Egg.
Yeah, I know they are the same candy the rest of the year but something about the shape makes it all the better!
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### Author:  [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/11 "2003-02-27T17:15:03Z")
I love it that a thread by this title was opened by somebody named **BodiceRipper.**
I second the Reese’s thing. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are nature’s most perfect food.
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### Author:  [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/12 "2003-02-27T17:52:43Z")
Have you tried the Cadbury Truffle Egg? Quite nummy!
I’m going to buy easter candy tonight…
Who wants peeps?
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### Author:  [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/13 "2003-02-27T18:00:56Z")
I’ve never had the Cadbury Cream Eggs, slthough I have seen them for sale. With all the chocolate out there are they really worth trying?
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### Author:  [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/14 "2003-02-27T18:04:08Z")
I love using my fingers to gently pry apart a Cadbury Chocolate Creme Egg, as my tongue slowly and lightly flicks at the warm, moist interior. Occasionally there is still a piece of foil stuck to the shell that I have to spit out. Ptooey.
Mmmmmmm. Cadilingus.
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### Author:  [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/15 "2003-02-27T18:29:23Z")
> [@](#):
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> Cadilingus.
:eek:
Seriously though. I love CCE and Peeps. I haven’t seen the Circus Peanuts bunnies or chicks,though I will be looking for them on my next trip to the grocery store.
My personal fave at Easter(besides Peeps)are those little candy-coated marshmellow egg thingies they always used at school for the Easter egg hunts._drools_
IDBB
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### Author:  [@Lizochka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizochka)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/16 "2003-02-27T19:08:59Z")
I love Robin Eggs. They are basically malted milk balls with jaw-breaker type shells in white, pink, yellow, and radioactive blue. They say that there are 8 in a “serving,” but by the time I get to 8 I can’t feel my legs anymore.
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### Author:  [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/17 "2003-02-27T20:05:13Z")
Anything DoubleCrisp or Reese’s.
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### Author:  [@CadburyAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CadburyAngel)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/18 "2003-02-27T20:50:26Z")
You guys are making me all tingly.
The best thing to do with a Cadbury Creme Egg is to get all of the creme out of it using your tongue. You don’t even have to put a big hole in the shell. Don’t suck, don’t use your finger… just lick.
Eeeeegh. I need a shower.
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### Author:  [@lothos2002](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lothos2002)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/19 "2003-02-27T21:23:29Z")
> [@](#):
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> _ **Originally posted by Lothos2002** _
> I like to take a tiny bite from the top, enough to get to the cream filled goodness inside, but not to damage the basic egg, just a nibble. Then I suck hard until I get some of it in my mouth. When nothing else comes out, I like to turn it around and drill a tiny hole on the other side the same way, and suck the remaining creamy goodness.
> Be careful, though, since sucking too hard at first could mean there is nothing left inside at this point, and it’s better to prolongue the time there is cream inside.
> Then after a while, when I’m sure all the white cream has come out (sometimes I have to wipe it off my chin if I got too giddy), I like to slowly lick the chocolate so it starts to melt. When it’s nice and soft, I just pop the rest in my mouth and move on to the next. I’m never satisfied with just one!.
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> lothos
[From this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=159885&highlight=cream)
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### Author:  [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-easter-candy-moments/157724/20 "2003-02-27T21:28:24Z")
My latest discovery is Cadbury Mini Creme Eggs, which come in boxes of a dozen. MMMmmmmmmm…because while I like the fondant center, there’s an awful lot of it and not enough chocolate. This is more proportionate. But I think I still like the Mini Eggs bestest of all.
And Robin Eggs.
And the local candy store’s Easter offerings, which are just heavenly.
Peeps are not worth talking about in the same sentence with Easter chocolate, the best chocolate of the year.
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