# Sensual fantasies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515 "2000-07-23T02:59:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/21 "2000-07-24T12:33:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \* > \*\*Audrey: Baglady and I made an attempt at the Waikiki Beach thing and it is simply too well lit with too many people (even in the middle of the night). But the lifeguard stands do provide some cover. Ala Moana Beach is better for this kind of activity. > \*\* Damn! I sense the beach scene is overrated anyway. Sand must get everywhere. Ouchie! Must think up new fantasy… > [@](#): > > \*\* > Oh, and another thing Audrey, isn’t it great that UH does no account maintenance (I was just checking out your web page)? I still have my UH shell account and it has been two years since I got my masters and left Hawaii.\*\* _sigh_ Not for me. I have heard of this from others as well, though. About 2 weeks ago I got an e-mail from ITS telling me to get off their servers if I’m not a student/staff/slave of UH. I’m not, as you know, but I do volunteer to run some PSY 100 classes. I used that as an excuse to keep the account up. Here’s hoping they find that reason legit. > [@](#): > > \*\* > Every time they send out one of those “This disk is 99% full messages” I wonder how much it would help if they just sat down and cleaned up the accounts.\*\* SSSH!! Don’t give them ideas!! But I’ve wondered about that, too. ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/22 "2000-07-24T15:54:45Z")
This is _slightly_ OT. SDMB purists, please forgive me. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \* > > \*\*Audrey: Baglady and I made an attempt at the Waikiki Beach thing and it is simply too well lit with too many people (even in the middle of the night). But the lifeguard stands do provide some cover. Ala Moana Beach is better for this kind of activity. > > \*\* > > Damn! I sense the beach scene is overrated anyway. Sand must get everywhere. Ouchie! Must think up new fantasy… > \*\* The beach scene is _not_ overrated if it’s what you like. Becky and I had the good fortune to be on a private island in the South Pacific (Maxxus Island near Pulau Putri if anyone knows where that is), and making love on the beach in the tropical weather is the best! It always qualified as one of my favourite fantasies, and I wasn’t disappointed. In return, I kept my boots on to fulfill one of hers at the same time 😉 But yes, the sand _does_ get everywhere, and don’t think you can just walk into the water and wash off without checking for urchins and stingrays first. Just hope there’s a nice shower waiting for you back home. * * * Pete Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/23 "2000-07-24T17:41:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*Damn! I sense the beach scene is overrated anyway. Sand must get everywhere. Ouchie! Must think up new fantasy… > \*\* I hope you appreciate this, I am using my 200th post to discuss your fantasies, Audrey. I hope you return the favor. In no way should you give up your Waikiki fantasy because of what I said, I was just warning you that there are security considerations. I remember reading of some city (on the French Riviera, perhaps) that was going to turn off the beach lights for an hour in the middle of the night so that people could have sex on the beach. Perhaps the Waikiki Chamber of Commerce should start pushing that one. As for the sand issue: If you are planning it enough to bring scented oils (or do you just always have those with you?) then you can plan enough to bring a big blanket/towel. Also, remember that in addition to on the beach, there is in the water (which is a bit less unobtrusive). I’ve successfully had sex while floating in the water at a crowded beach in the middle of the day. It wasn’t GOOD sex, but it did knock some points off of the old purity score. But my point is not to give up a fantasy so easily, if you put enough thought into it, you’ll find a way. Besides, what’s the worst thing that could happen? You end up in jail facing an indecency charge and they call your auntie to come bail you out. Is that so bad? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/24 "2000-07-25T11:56:51Z")
Pete, now that you mention it, I have thought of another beach that I wouldn’t mind indulging in some fun at (spoken like the experienced woman I’m NOT). I understand there’s a black sand beach down on the Big Island that is absolutely beautiful. The dark sand would be a very nice contrast against skin. Thanks for encouraging me to stick with the beach thing. I live in HAWAII, I HAVE to take advantage of it! 😉 obfusciatrist, if it’s my satanic aunt (who lives out-of-state, thank god, then yes, it would be horrible. I appreciate you using your 200th on me. My 2-double O is coming up too, so if you tell me what you want, I’ll certainly oblige. I went to Waikiki early on Saturday morning, and it was beautiful! There were some people on the sand and walking around, but hardly anyone in the water. Maybe I will try your suggestion one day. Gotta find me a partner, though!! _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/25 "2000-07-25T12:12:30Z")
_Jumps madly out of the way to aviod the stampead of men volunteering to be a partner for Audrey_ ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/26 "2000-07-25T12:19:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Atrael \* > \*\*_Jumps madly out of the way to aviod the stampead of men volunteering to be a partner for Audrey_ \*\* If this happens at all, I will be surprised. I made only 2 crush lists. ☹ _sniffle_ Thank you, though, it was very sweet of you to say that. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/27 "2000-07-25T12:22:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*My 2-double O is coming up too, so if you tell me what you want, I’ll certainly oblige. > \*\* 😃 😃 😃 How about a full description of the ahem, event, complete with pictures and enough factoids to satisfy the more prurient among us. Written in iambic pentameter, of course. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/28 "2000-07-25T12:24:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*I made only 2 crush lists. ☹ _sniffle_ \*\* One of 'em was mine! Who the hell cares about anyone else?? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/29 "2000-07-25T12:39:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > How about a full description of the ahem, event, complete with pictures and enough factoids to satisfy the more prurient among us. > > Written in iambic pentameter, of course. 😛 \*\* Tell you what. I’ll reach back to my journalism days and write you a full-page feature on it, complete with color picture (ahem) spreads, extensive interviews, and a timeline. It’ll be impressive! You’ll be quite satisfied, I bet. (only cuz I can’t do the iambic pentameter stuff.) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\*One of 'em was mine! Who the hell cares about anyone else?? :mad: \*\* Sweetie, just let me know when you’re coming here, and I’ll make it worth the time and airfare… ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/30 "2000-07-25T14:08:46Z")
I’m not going to take the time to post one here, but there are MANY of my fantasies in [Hey EVERYBODY! Naughty Love Letters from Cheffie.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21348) Yes, it’s true, that (slightly moldy) golden oldie has been revived and I’m taking new requests. We aims to please here at The Penis Mightier Than The Sword. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/31 "2000-07-25T14:46:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*I’m not going to take the time to post one here, but there are MANY of my fantasies in [Hey EVERYBODY! Naughty Love Letters from Cheffie.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21348) > > Yes, it’s true, that (slightly moldy) golden oldie has been revived and I’m taking new requests. We aims to please here at The Penis Mightier Than The Sword. \*\* Chef Troy, I have read that as well as your Bi Guy thread, and I have come to respect you a great deal… equally for your candor and your erotica-writing abilities. I would have put in a request for a personal mash note, but there were many in line ahead of me. I thought I’d wait till the line got shorter. But on second thought, I think I’ll run on over and post my request. 😃 Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/32 "2000-07-25T14:58:50Z")
Aw, shucks, ma’am, you done swelled my head up so much that my hat doesn’t fit anymore. C’mere and give me a slightly too-long hug. _grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/33 "2000-07-25T15:09:02Z")
_blush_ Shore thang, Cheffie! {{{{{{{Chef Troy}}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/34 "2000-07-25T16:04:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > **I appreciate you using your 200th on me. My 2-double O is coming up too, so if you tell me what you want, I’ll certainly oblige.** I was once with a woman when she reached two double-Os. She was quite happy, but the neighbors complained about the noise. You may want to close your windows when you think you are getting close to that momentous point. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/35 "2000-07-25T20:04:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \* > \*\* > I was once with a woman when she reached two double-Os. She was quite happy, but the neighbors complained about the noise. You may want to close your windows when you think you are getting close to that momentous point. > \*\* Ordinarily my dirty mind would have caught that… dammit… ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/36 "2000-07-25T22:20:01Z")
I can’t think of any details or situations, really, but I _love_ being blindfolded. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/37 "2000-07-25T23:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*I can’t think of any details or situations, really, but I _love_ being blindfolded. \*\* That’s a good start. Now, where would you like to be (with the stud of your choice) while blindfolded? ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/38 "2000-07-26T00:17:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*Ordinarily my dirty mind would have caught that… dammit… \*\* Pound for pound I have the dirtiest mind around. (Hey! That rhymes!) If there is a sexual interpretation for anything I will find it. If there isn’t a sexual interpreation for something I can make it sound like there is (its all in the tone of voice, baby!). It’s a small talent, but a talent. I’m really saddened Audrey, you didn’t give me much time to come up with a fantasy for you to work on before you blew right past the 200 mark. 40 some posts in the last day. Wow! Am I invited to your 1000 post party this Saturday? Maybe you could host it on a certain beach? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/39 "2000-07-26T00:31:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > > \*\*_fans self_ Oh my! > > > > Mine involve lime Jello, Waikiki Beach at night, and scented oils… but the fun is in keeping these things secret, no? 🙂 \*\* > > Audrey: Baglady and I made an attempt at the Waikiki Beach thing and it is simply too well lit with too many people (even in the middle of the night). But the lifeguard stands do provide some cover. Ala Moana Beach is better for this kind of activity. > > But since we are talking fantasies all that may not be very relevant. \*\* Well, when I was on the Waikiki beach at night… The lights/population certainly didn’t stop one particular couple (not me ☹ ) from going right at it in front of God and everybody! Just a thought… maybe thats part of the charm. Screeme ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515/40 "2000-07-26T06:17:08Z")
OK. Here’s mine. Some may think it weird, but so is anal intercourse, which repulses me. My girl is in a oil wrestling match with a girl she can beat, but not easily. After a physically exhausting, squirming around, well fought match and an incredible athletic, erotic performance, she hopefully pins her opponent. Shoulder-to-shoulder; Face-to-face; Breast-to-breast; crotch-to-crotch. I then take my already aroused little gladiator for a sensual little rub around in the oil myself. We squirm around and tickle each other a bit. We rub bodies. I suck her toes (girls seen to dig it, and it leads to greater jewels). I slap her ass, she slaps me. I massage her firm body. During sex she squeezes my mid-section tight, biting on my shoulders. I am gently tugging at her oily hair. When it is all over, we lay together facing each other, the sweaty mess that we are, in the bliss of an experience far more spiritually bonding than just a poke. The other girl I have not totally figured out. She could stay I guess. What if she whips my girl in the match? I don’t know, but fantasy is generally not reality. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sensual-fantasies/26515.md?page=3)