# Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839 "2009-08-09T16:47:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/201 "2009-09-08T04:39:20Z")

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Another ‘Listen up’ paring

**Listen up all you c** ks\*\*\*\*rs!  
Limbaugh Stuns the World, Apologizes.  
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If his apology starts like that then I don’t think it’s sincere.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/202 "2009-09-08T04:49:55Z")

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**The Dixie Chicks, revisited  
What is the point of creating an artificial human?**

Whoa, they’re androids?! And I thought being caught lip synching was a scandal.  
\*\*Christianity as a culture?  
Would you permanently enslave a friend to save them from death? \*\*

Well, if it brings him closer to Jesus . . .  
\*\*Pictures from my trip to Tibet  
Dad called a perv for photographing his own kid \*\*

Well, what was the kid _doing_ in the photos?

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/203 "2009-09-08T07:54:00Z")

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From the Pit:

I pit he guy who had a dog in the back of his truck doing 90 down the freeway!  
Leave your stupid laprat in the car!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/204 "2009-09-08T11:32:59Z")

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\*\* I think I’m slowly becoming a vegetarian.  
Dear Og, this is food hell \*\*

Separated by one, but worth it.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/205 "2009-09-08T13:17:06Z")

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\*\*Oh NOEZ!!!1!!1! Obama to Give Socialist Indoctrination Talk to School Children!!!  
I am so sick of the damned fear-mongering.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/206 "2009-09-08T17:05:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*I think I’m slowly becoming a vegetarian.  
> Dear Og, this is food hell  
> \*\*  
> Separated by one, but worth it.

_Now_ they’re sequential. I shoulda waited.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/207 "2009-09-08T17:41:10Z")

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\*\*Ever Puked Just From Something You SAW?  
I’ve made a [whatsbetter.com](http://whatsbetter.com) style web page. \*\*

I guess it didn’t turn out very well.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/208 "2009-09-08T19:35:25Z")

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\*\*Time again for…unusual names  
Deep Fried BUTTER. Yep, Really… \*\*

“Yep, Mr Butter really named his youngest ‘Deep Fried’, poor kid.”  
\*\*Why the general ignorance about medieval European culture?  
Into the Mind of Flakes \*\*

“I tell you, the REAL reason knights wore armor was in imitation of the aliens’ spacesuits! The very same aliens who were the origin of all those stories about angels!”

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/209 "2009-09-08T22:22:34Z")

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\*\*Could this be a way to harness fusion energy?

Bathing cats \*\*

Depends how much of a struggle the cats put up.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/210 "2009-09-09T02:15:57Z")

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**Listen up all you c** ks\*\*\*\*rs!  
I think I’m slowly becoming a vegetarian. \*\*

So, what they say about diet affecting mood is right. Here, have a burger and calm down.  
\*\*Tried out a super-powerful handgun today  
I’m in a book! Free Range Kids \*\*

_Page 36 :_ “Yessir; with this here handgun I can take down a kid in one shot. See?” _ **BOOM** _ “And them’s good eatin! Not like those factory farm raised kids!”

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/211 "2009-09-09T04:40:40Z")

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**Eat to Live - 3 week update - down 19lbs  
Showers: The next weight loss craze?**

Seems to be working so far.

**Deep Fried BUTTER. Yep, Really…  
Beware the Bangkok Airport Scam!**

I guess if somebody at the Bangkok airport offers you fried butter, turn them down.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/212 "2009-09-09T07:51:48Z")

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\*\*We Have Pigeon Eggs  
Dear Og, this is food hell \*\*

I suggest more varied meals; these fad diets never work well.  
\*\*Do you know any sympathetic German accented characters on TV or in ads?  
Ask the White Male Black Lesbian \*\*

Well?! Do you?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/213 "2009-09-09T08:03:32Z")

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**A good cup of tea  
Nicolas Cage’s best movie**

Huh, I’ve never heard of it and it doesn’t show up in IMDB either. Is it an independent film?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/214 "2009-09-09T12:27:38Z")

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**Loss of [bladder] Control [due to tickling]?  
Bizarre faucet leak issue**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/215 "2009-09-09T14:43:03Z")

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\*\*What’s the Most Difficult Thing You’ve Done?

A Hurried MMP \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/216 "2009-09-09T17:30:28Z")

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**Ever Puked Just From Something You SAW?  
That stupid Miracle Whip ad.**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/217 "2009-09-09T20:34:33Z")

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Thread title - last poster combo:

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**Where does change go? Shot From Guns**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/218 "2009-09-09T21:04:18Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> \*\*Could this be a way to harness fusion energy?
> 
> Bathing cats \*\*
> 
> Depends how much of a struggle the cats put up.

My Luna could power a large city for a year from the power of her struggles when she gets a bath.

**What should I look for/ask about when visiting a daycare?  
Combovers**

I don’t think you’re likely to find those in a daycare.

**Who would be interested in a “surprise” vacation?  
Who Likes Mini-Golf?**

Awww, you spoiled the surprise!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/219 "2009-09-10T11:21:34Z")

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\*\*Waffle-shaped burns on my penis  
I hate the Germans… \*\*

And THAT’S why I avoid [German cuisine](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes).

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/220 "2009-09-10T11:54:23Z")

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\*\* Why did you want kids?

We are not going to Mars \*\*

Weird way to compensate

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