# Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839 "2009-08-09T16:47:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/241 "2009-09-13T16:12:42Z")

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\*\*Besides the pre-marital sex . . .

Comically inappropriate ideas for 9/11 holiday traditions \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/242 "2009-09-13T17:21:29Z")

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**Besides the pre-marital sex . . .  
Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/243 "2009-09-13T18:49:58Z")

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\*\*How come dust is sticky sometimes?  
Bat poo  
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/244 "2009-09-13T20:08:28Z")

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\*\*Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned

Ask the White Male Black Lesbian \*\*

“I’m confused… am I gay? Lesbian? Oh, heck with it, let’s just ban the whole thing.”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/245 "2009-09-13T20:52:12Z")

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**Who would be interested in a “surprise” vacation?  
Thailand Is Deadliest Holiday Destination for Britons**

I don’t want that kind of surprise.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/246 "2009-09-13T22:24:37Z")

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\*\*Suggested additions to the list of bannable offenses  
Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/247 "2009-09-13T22:38:34Z")

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**Are we moving toward fascism?  
Soaking the rich. What’s the problem?**

That’s not fascism, that’s something else.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/248 "2009-09-14T02:10:09Z")

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\*\*Before the Internet, how did boys learn about auto-erotic hanging?  
Cracker Barrel in Calfornia  
\*\*  
“Hey kid, lemme teach you a trick, I choked that chicken myself. Wait, I mean I choked myself before I choked…err, I’ll come in again…”

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/249 "2009-09-14T08:17:01Z")

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**Gosh, tired of this…  
Kids don’t always think of things the way grown-ups do.**

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/250 "2009-09-14T08:18:13Z")

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\*\*Why does Kanye West continue to try and test the boundaries of assholish behavior? [VMA Spoiler]  
“Because I’m busy waiting on the customers who are in line, Sir” \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/251 "2009-09-14T10:00:17Z")

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**Listen up all you c** ks\*\*\*\*rs!  
Who Likes Mini-Golf? (fundraiser for my cousin’s surgery)\*\*

Call me crazy, but I don’t think anybody is going to attend if you talk to them like that.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/252 "2009-09-14T13:20:21Z")

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\*\*Who preceeded M. Monroe as a gay icon?  
Pat Buchanan, Again  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/253 "2009-09-14T18:27:21Z")

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\*\*What are the ladies doing in these Japanese prints? (possible NSFW)  
Has this business disappeared?  
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/254 "2009-09-15T05:08:25Z")

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**Tried out a super-powerful handgun today  
British Diplomat Found Murdered in Jamaica**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/255 "2009-09-15T11:41:51Z")

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\*\*To Paraphrase MacArthur…

“That’s so gay” \*\*

OK, they were in the opposite order. But I still posted it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/256 "2009-09-15T11:52:44Z")

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\*\* People stealing my lunch, is it ok to make a cat food sandwich?

How do you gargle? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/257 "2009-09-15T13:34:25Z")

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**Heading to Japan–do I need anything besides a passport?  
Bat poo**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/258 "2009-09-15T13:47:47Z")

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\*\*Strangest Request by your Partner  
How would you change the human body?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/259 "2009-09-15T14:18:23Z")

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Cafe Society:

\*\*Who Can Sing “My Way?”

Jewish Pirates\*\*

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**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/260 "2009-09-15T14:43:23Z")

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\*\*Indiana Jones and The…um, Empire of the… uh something something  
Monty Python girl with big knockers? \*\*

Not really what I was thinking of… but I like it!

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