# Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839 "2009-08-09T16:47:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/261 "2009-09-15T17:50:22Z")

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\*\*How Do I Scare Deer Away From My Gardens?  
Pat Buchanan, Again  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/262 "2009-09-16T00:02:06Z")

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\*\*How Do I Scare Deer Away From My Gardens?  
Bat poo  
\*\*  
Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/263 "2009-09-16T03:11:36Z")

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\*\*What the hell did you just do, you moron?  
I just turned away a man pleading for money for his child’s inhaler from my door at 10:30 at night

Most loathsome city in the universe  
Tell me about Venice (Venezia)\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/264 "2009-09-16T04:08:17Z")

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\*\*Johns Hopkins student kills intruder with samurai sword  
I just turned away a man pleading for money for his child’s inhaler from my door at 10:30 at night \*\*

Inhaler guy got off lucky.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/265 "2009-09-16T11:46:18Z")

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\*\* Bat poo

Are pooh bears real?? \*\*

How about pooh bats?

Do bats pooh in the woods?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/266 "2009-09-16T14:26:42Z")

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\*\* What’s so horrible about sex?

Is using a Real Doll (for sex) misogynist? (\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/267 "2009-09-16T14:58:01Z")

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\*\* Should I feel bad for laughing at them?

Provide a punchline for this fake joke \*\*

Would be better reversed, but good enough as is

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/268 "2009-09-16T17:38:17Z")

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\*\* What the hell did you just do, you moron?  
Johns Hopkins student kills intruder with samurai sword \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/269 "2009-09-16T17:53:37Z")

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\*\*Strangest Request by your Partner  
Driving across country. OMFG I can’t do this. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/270 "2009-09-16T18:04:05Z")

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**Concealed Carry; why do you need to?  
Cats peeing on bed**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/271 "2009-09-16T18:07:25Z")

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\*\*Did you/do you have a life plan? Are you following it?  
Driving across country. OMFG I can’t do this. \*\*

So I suppose that is “yes”, and “no”.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/272 "2009-09-16T18:15:08Z")

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\*\* Strangest Request by your Partner

Plan our honeymoon! \*\*

Kinky.

\*\* Strange fortune cookies anyone?

What the hell did you just do, you moron? \*\*

That’s one I really would like to see.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/273 "2009-09-16T18:58:02Z")

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\*\* Strangest Request by your Partner  
Help me find or invent a word \*\*  
Is this a sexual request? Or just Strange?

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/274 "2009-09-16T19:53:29Z")

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**What the hell did you just do, you moron?  
Your cat’s breath smells like cabbage**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/275 "2009-09-16T20:46:57Z")

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\*\* Happy, Healthy and Heavy

That’s … that’s a big baby \*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/276 "2009-09-17T08:02:58Z")

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**Miley Cyrus Concert  
Should I feel bad for laughing at them?**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/277 "2009-09-17T10:45:46Z")

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**What’s so horrible about sex?  
Paul Hogan says that “People, Not Places” are the key to Australian Tourism**

I think I see where this is going. 😃

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/278 "2009-09-17T21:11:38Z")

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\*\*Strangest Request by your Partner  
Shoeless at the Office \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/279 "2009-09-17T23:42:02Z")

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From CNN’s home page:

\*\*When workers take charge  
Stocks take a tiny step back \*\*

Hey CNN I thought you were like, socialist and stuff.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/280 "2009-09-18T13:52:24Z")

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\*\* Can I make pulled pork in the oven?  
What was Lucas thinking with the Porkins character in Star Wars?  
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Pulled Porkins?

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