# Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839 "2009-08-09T16:47:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/21 "2009-08-12T11:10:12Z")

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\*\* Anything else you motherfuckers need?

Eyeball glass, Cellulits, Shingles, MRSA, Pulmonary Embolisim with a cherry on top.\*\*

…if it’s not too much to ask.

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**Author:** ![JFLuvly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@JFLuvly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JFLuvly)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/22 "2009-08-12T15:18:14Z")

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\*\*Odd Animal News \*\*

**Attack of the killer turtle**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/23 "2009-08-12T18:28:31Z")

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\*\*What Happens to Over-the-Hill Sex Workers?  
Telling when melons are ready to pick \*\*

Sounds like they’re aleady past ripeness.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/24 "2009-08-13T04:30:39Z")

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**What Happens to Over-the-Hill Sex Workers?  
Conspiracy theories – confirmed**

You mean it’s **true**??? :eek:  
And now…

**What Happens to Over-the-Hill Sex Workers?  
Lay or Lie? Help, please.**

Won’t someone think of the elderly sex workers?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/25 "2009-08-13T11:56:27Z")

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**I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife  
You mean you want to be alone?**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/26 "2009-08-13T17:17:21Z")

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\*\*Ever been tied up? Yes, in THAT sense.  
New Doper Picture Thread \*\*

Hmmmmm… Interesting.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/27 "2009-08-13T22:22:38Z")

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New Pit Sticky:

\*\*What is Pit-worthy?  
Restricted language in the Pit \*\*

Yeah! \*\*\*\* that!

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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/28 "2009-08-14T00:24:22Z")

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I hate being a supervisor some days

I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife

Looking for a cure for procrastination

Pets and nudity

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/29 "2009-08-14T01:38:42Z")

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\*\*Palin says Obama would kill her baby

What’s the best company/customer service you’ve dealt with?\*\*

:eek:

😃

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/30 "2009-08-14T01:44:42Z")

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\*\* So, it turns out…men really, really like boobs.

What products on the market do you think are most overhyped? \*\*

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/31 "2009-08-14T01:49:58Z")

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\*\*So, it turns out…men really, really like boobs.

Not your normal poke in the eye. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/32 "2009-08-14T02:05:02Z")

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\*\*So, it turns out…men really, really like boobs.  
I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife \*\*

Feeling a bit paranoid about men are we?  
\*\*I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife  
Looks like I’m headed for Korea \*\*

Soooo . . . it’s rough over in Korea I take it.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/33 "2009-08-14T02:32:13Z")

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\*\*Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad

I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife \*\*

We’ve had some feuds on the Board before, but this is getting out of hand.

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**Author:** ![The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6bbea6/32.png) [@The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Seventh_Deadly_Finn)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/34 "2009-08-14T04:02:00Z")

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\*\*I’m moving to Indianapolis.  
So much for the Divine Sanctity of heterosexual marriage. \*\*

Those Indianapolis women are such home-wreckers!

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**Author:** ![The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6bbea6/32.png) [@The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Seventh_Deadly_Finn)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/35 "2009-08-14T04:06:34Z")

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**Best title for an (auto)biography?  
"Sperm, glorious sperm! This vial is for Jacko!"**

Sorry, folks; I call dibs on that one.

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**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/36 "2009-08-14T19:25:24Z")

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\*\*What Happens to Over-the-Hill Sex Workers?   
Vinegar softening a human femur \* Need Answer FAST! \*  
Parts for the Fridge \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/37 "2009-08-14T19:34:35Z")

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\*\*Evil Cow-Mandoes Attack! Newslink  
Squeaky Fromme is a free woman! \*\*

She gained a lot of weight in prison?

\< _refreshes page_ \>

\*\*Squeaky Fromme is a free woman!  
I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife \*\*

She’s moving in next door?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/38 "2009-08-14T19:57:22Z")

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\*\*Polyamory, for the win?  
Squeaky Fromme is a free woman! \*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/39 "2009-08-15T00:29:59Z")

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**Polyamory, for the win?  
Banister of Penises**

Wow, that’s a _ **lot** _ of “Poly-”.

\*\*Squeaky Fromme is a free woman!  
I’m moving to Indianapolis. \*\*

She’s just that scary.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/40 "2009-08-15T07:53:08Z")

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**If you drink holy water…  
We Have Pigeon Eggs**

Really? How does that work?

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