# Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839 "2009-08-09T16:47:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/41 "2009-08-15T11:33:42Z")
> [@GESancMan](#): > > **If you drink holy water… > We Have Pigeon Eggs** > > Really? How does that work? Same principle as the Virgin Birth of Jesus. Direct contact with God gives you a Messiah; holy water, gives pigeon eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/42 "2009-08-15T14:09:35Z")
\*\*If you drink holy water… I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife \*\* In other words, _don’t_ drink the holy water or you’ll be in a world of pain! ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/43 "2009-08-16T03:57:11Z")
**Was “Edward” an unlucky name for English monarchs? I had an erotic dream about Edward Cullen.** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/44 "2009-08-16T04:22:46Z")
\*\*Viagra Ice Cream … Coming … to London Foods You’ll Eat Frozen But Shouldn’t Be Frozen \*\* Um…yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/45 "2009-08-16T19:37:25Z")
**Advice for getting an STD test Does the past exist?** Verily - observe as it drips into the present. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/46 "2009-08-17T15:39:59Z")
\*\*Almost a year after the vasectomy… I’m engaged! / Wedding advice, please! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/47 "2009-08-17T15:54:31Z")
\*\* Almost a year after the vasectomy… Baby’s first words today! \*\* Erm… ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/48 "2009-08-17T16:01:52Z")
I got a triple-header! \*\*Good Lord, it [Dune] was even worse than I remembered I wish they would make a movie of… Movie/tv show with a kid wanting a straitjacket? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/49 "2009-08-17T16:18:51Z")
Almost a year after the vasectomy… It WAS the Stork Aftr All! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/50 "2009-08-17T16:57:29Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Almost a year after the vasectomy… > > It WAS the Stork Aftr All! Brilliant. 😃 \*\* Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said? I can has multilingual cheezburger? \*\* EDIT: Oh, there’s also: \*\* Baby’s first words today! Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/51 "2009-08-17T18:24:16Z")
The automatic sequential thread combo generator for Cafe Society: **I can’t believe I watched the whole thing** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/52 "2009-08-17T22:46:54Z")
\*\* Mass, gravity and curved spacetime. A silly question. Fat Bottomed Girls \*\* …and then three threads later we have: \*\* What Does Women’s Size X Look Like? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/53 "2009-08-18T05:29:28Z")
**hugh hefner Almost a year after the vasectomy…** He got a bit freakier. The bunnies all needed brain bleach. **Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said? "She’s Got the Heart of a Pickle."** No, I did _not_ call her a dillweed, dillweed! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/54 "2009-08-18T05:30:46Z")
**What is the oddest thing you’ve said to yourself today? I can has multilingual cheezburger?** ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/55 "2009-08-18T12:48:19Z")
\*\*Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said? “She’s Got the Heart of a Pickle.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/56 "2009-08-18T18:22:12Z")
\*\*I’m moving to WV. Let the jokes commence. I can has multilingual cheezburger? \*\* In WV? Hah! They barely speak ONE language there! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/57 "2009-08-18T18:58:39Z")
**Teenage girl, IRL meeting with internet “love” Would you have spoken to the young girl?** For the record, NO. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/58 "2009-08-18T19:27:14Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > \*\*Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said? > “She’s Got the Heart of a Pickle.” \*\* You lose! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/59 "2009-08-18T21:37:15Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > You lose! You’re mean. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/60 "2009-08-19T01:55:08Z")
\*\*Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said? I dreamt I was dating an angel. Wait, I dreamt I was dating Angel?? \*\* Ever have YOURSELF misunderstand what you said? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839.md?page=4)