# Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839 "2009-08-09T16:47:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/61 "2009-08-19T02:57:29Z")
\*\*Almost a year after the vasectomy… My best friend drank the the proverbial Kool-aid… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/62 "2009-08-19T09:37:17Z")
\*\*How to Talk About Dying? (Re: My Grandfather) Mathematicians determine how to address a zombie attack \*\* “There’s a 64.98 percent chance that Grandpa will rise from the dead and eat your brain. Make sure to bring a shotgun to the funeral for emergency cranial removal.” ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/63 "2009-08-19T09:47:04Z")
**Hand cranked vaginal washers and rectal dialators** **How to talk about dying?(re: my grandfather)** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/64 "2009-08-19T10:05:56Z")
\*\*Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad It’s the end of the world! Be sure to keep it in focus. \*\* And all along I thought this was just harmless fun. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/65 "2009-08-19T11:29:39Z")
\*\* I’ve decided I should go to medical school… Ivy League \*\* Yeah. Why not go First Class? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/66 "2009-08-19T12:38:18Z")
\*\* “I hate to be a bother, but could you be a dear and take this grenade off my hands?” Catholic Dopers: A Request, Please \*\* Would work better the other way around, but you take what you can get. Catholics respond better if you ask them politely. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/67 "2009-08-19T16:13:49Z")
\*\*Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said? He Thinks _I_ Am Not Good Enough For _Him_?? \*\* Actually, he said that he put the roast in the oven. How did you get you’re not good enough for him out of that? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/68 "2009-08-19T20:17:37Z")
Not on the Dope, but too good to leave out - this was on UK MSN: **Fern to appear on Strictly? Britain’s ugliest dog attacked** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/69 "2009-08-19T22:05:24Z")
\*\*Moral Equivalence is boring. Let’s play a new Game!! If I find you, I will kill you. \*\* Um, I think I want to keep playing Moral Equivalence, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/70 "2009-08-20T08:20:07Z")
**Ask the fortune-teller Would you be happy if you knew civilization was collapsing?** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/71 "2009-08-20T19:12:41Z")
**Why do airline prices fluctuate from day to day? Ask the fortune-teller** ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/72 "2009-08-21T10:58:52Z")
\*\*Poll: The Sexiest Thing Dual-flush toilet conversion kits - worth the effort? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/73 "2009-08-21T16:00:08Z")
\*\* What Does Women’s Size X Look Like? Fat Bottomed Girls \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/74 "2009-08-21T16:38:15Z")
\*\* The view from my kid’s dorm room. Does masterbation cause blindness? Diagnose and prescribe a treatment for my medical problem\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/75 "2009-08-21T19:50:51Z")
\*\* Why don’t you clean up your ass instead, bitch? I’m not a bitch because you aren’t listening.\*\* So there! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/76 "2009-08-21T20:24:14Z")
\*\* Did you ever call a “wedgie” a “snuggy”? One Of My Pet Names For My Wife… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/77 "2009-08-23T01:51:29Z")
\*\*A brush with death I Was In A Car Accident! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/78 "2009-08-23T04:21:10Z")
\*\* How do you deal with non-listeners? Little Boys who only listen to their dads. \*\* \*and \* \*\*Those who work from home, what is your dress code? Bedspreads \*\* \* followed immediately by \* \*\*A good gift for a new teacher… Seriously People, Am I The Only Person Who Has Never Heard Of A “Pimp Cup”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/79 "2009-08-23T12:53:57Z")
\*\* It’s the end of the world! Be sure to keep it in focus. My daughter is sleeping in her closet \*\* Hiding won’t make it better, dear. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/80 "2009-08-23T15:51:13Z")
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