# Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839 "2009-08-09T16:47:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/81 "2009-08-23T16:44:57Z")
\*\*Co-worker creeps me out Shepherds and their sheep \*\* This sequential combo is dedicated to **Hal** : “First my cow-orker goes on my account and tells everyone I have sex with sheep. That was bad enough. Now he’s suggesting I do some very disturbing things with shepherds…” ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/82 "2009-08-24T03:24:44Z")
- I thought better of it \* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/83 "2009-08-24T14:25:01Z")
\*\* A Monday without an MMP is like . . . oregano \*\* Would be better if the _preceding_ post followed: \*\* A Monday without an MMP is like . . . lack of sex \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/84 "2009-08-24T15:12:55Z")
\*\* A Monday without an MMP is like . . . lack of sex \*\* _Now_ it pops up. ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/85 "2009-08-24T15:27:09Z")
**lack of sex Does masturbation cause blindness?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/86 "2009-08-24T16:16:27Z")
\*\* CalMeacham Interviewed on the History Channel America’s last great act of optimism \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/87 "2009-08-24T16:52:36Z")
Best triple I’ve seen: **Gotta sec?** **Lack of Sex** **Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/88 "2009-08-24T16:52:51Z")
New Posts: \*\*Can We Get Away From Water Based Sewage Systems? Does the US government have a monopoly on weapons developed here? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/89 "2009-08-24T17:53:55Z")
\*\* Holy crap, check out this robotic hand Does masterbation cause blindness?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/90 "2009-08-24T19:40:16Z")
**I made up a joke… America’s last great act of optimism** If the joke fails, we’re all doomed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/91 "2009-08-24T23:39:44Z")
\*\* Ask the beauty school student Does masterbation cause blindness?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/92 "2009-08-25T01:01:58Z")
\*\*Anything else you motherfuckers need? The saddest poll I’ve seen in a while… \*\* Well, wording your request more politely might have helped . . . ---
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/93 "2009-08-25T03:00:09Z")
**Cecil’s True Identity Revealed** **hugh hefner** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/94 "2009-08-25T16:14:47Z")
**tour guides on college campus MUST walk backwards? I didn’t see this one coming** I bet he didn’t see you coming either. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/95 "2009-08-25T16:53:46Z")
I set my hair on fire yesterday Ask the beauty school student ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/96 "2009-08-25T16:59:47Z")
Now I’m seeing them everywhere! I didn’t see this one coming Cecil’s true identity revealed Hey! Momar Gadhafi is coming to my city! ---
**Author:** ![Landshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/77aa72/32.png) [@Landshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Landshark)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/97 "2009-08-25T17:12:13Z")
\*\*It’s that time again, ask the Starbucks Barista anything If I’m a smart person, why can’t I understand philosophy?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/98 "2009-08-25T17:12:27Z")
My husband took an ambulance ride yesterday I set my hair on fire yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/99 "2009-08-25T17:21:55Z")
**I set my hair on fire yesterday. I didn’t see this one coming** Hey, everyone! Look at me! Oops. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/100 "2009-08-25T18:47:00Z")
\*\* Ask the beauty school student Where should I get my beard styled? \*\* Not funny, but curiously appropriate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839.md?page=6)