# Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839 "2009-08-09T16:47:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/101 "2009-08-25T19:07:39Z")
\*\* A Monday without an MMP is like . . . The World’s Worst Beaches \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/102 "2009-08-25T22:35:56Z")
**A Monday without an MMP is like . . . I didn’t see this one coming oregano** That \*is \*surprising. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/103 "2009-08-26T00:26:22Z")
> [@](#): > > A Monday without an MMP is like . . . > I didn’t see this one coming > oregano > > That is surprising. They _should_ have seen it coming. Look up at post 83! ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/104 "2009-08-26T01:02:53Z")
In New Posts: Buffy Question Angel Question Sounds like _somebody_ just got laid off. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/105 "2009-08-26T19:33:22Z")
\*\*I set my hair on fire yesterday. I found my band name! \*\* Hair on Fire. I like it! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/106 "2009-08-26T20:52:41Z")
\*\*A Monday without an MMP is like . . . Kathie Lee Gifford: still making me puke \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/107 "2009-08-27T07:45:11Z")
**Why do airline prices fluctuate from day to day? Celebrity Sex Tapes** Ah - so it depends on the in-flight movie, then. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/108 "2009-08-27T16:07:52Z")
\*\*How far/long can a horse gallop? Escaping a black hole \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/109 "2009-08-27T16:17:39Z")
> [@Cliffy](#): > > In New Posts: > > Buffy Question > Angel Question > > Sounds like _somebody_ just got laid off. > > –Cliffy Hee - that’s exactly how I got hooked on Buffy and Angel. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/110 "2009-08-27T21:29:45Z")
**What is texting good for? Lies, Damned Lies, and Healthcare Policy** Uhm…OK… ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/111 "2009-08-28T01:07:34Z")
New threads: \*\* If a tree falls on a naked guy in a forest and there’s no one there to see… Extending the penis, how? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/112 "2009-08-28T01:37:06Z")
\*\*If I’m a smart person, why can’t I understand philosophy? Toddler Logic.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/113 "2009-08-28T03:34:07Z")
\*\*What is the highest elevation you can drive to? Why wouldn’t this simple idea to escape a black hole from below the event horizon work? \*\* “Tonight, on Top Gear…” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/114 "2009-08-28T07:32:52Z")
**And Then There Were None (WARNING: Spoilers) Ted Kennedy is dead** Yup, John, Bobby, and now Ted. That’s all of them. I’m really not a cold hearted person, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/115 "2009-08-28T16:38:22Z")
\*\*My first prostitute Coked up hooker steals tow truck and attempts to allude police on bike path. \*\* Sounds like that went well! ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/116 "2009-08-28T16:42:35Z")
> [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](#): > > \*\*My first prostitute > > Coked up hooker steals tow truck and attempts to allude police on bike path. \*\* > > Sounds like that went well! Damn it. I was just about to post that… Slee ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/117 "2009-08-28T17:08:27Z")
\*\*You can still get stuff with your Green Stamps My first prostitute I’m On The “Disabled List” 😉 \*\* Wow. I guess green stamps are how you get the really, really enthusiastic prostitutes. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/118 "2009-08-28T19:06:20Z")
\*\* My toddler pooped in the potty! Toddler logic I’ll never set foot in \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ again! I’m On The “Disabled List” ;)\*\* Sounds like an eventful day with the kids! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/119 "2009-08-28T20:42:51Z")
\*\*Is there anything in this world better than a steaming hot baked potato? My first prostitute\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/120 "2009-08-28T22:13:16Z")
\*\*“The Wife” My first prostitute \*\* _Someone_ is sleeping on the couch tonight! \*\*Looking for something new to do with my 3 mo old daughter. Make up inclined dopers: Lipstick or Lipgloss? \*\* Ohhhhkaaaaay. We are seriously in Creepy Territory here! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839.md?page=7)