# Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839 "2009-08-09T16:47:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/121 "2009-08-28T23:57:51Z")

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\*\* Is there anything in the world better than a steaming hot baked potato?

My toddler pooped in the potty!  
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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/122 "2009-08-29T00:01:25Z")

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\*\*Fun Things to Say

My First Prostitute\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/123 "2009-08-29T02:30:05Z")

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**Anything else you motherfuckers need?  
Bri1600BV Has Shown Me The Light!  
I pit the intentionally obtuse!**

Not so much the thread titles, but the last title as it applies to the content of the other two threads.

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/124 "2009-08-29T03:34:16Z")

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\*\*“The Wife”  
My first prostitute \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/125 "2009-08-29T10:39:32Z")

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\*\*Any special requests for your funeral?

tomndebb, get in or get out \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/126 "2009-08-29T11:58:04Z")

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\*\*Is your ass winking at me?  
My coworker is weird \*\*

I’ll say.  
**Would You Launch the Nukes  
Challenge to Economic Conservatives**

Nah. "_Conservative economists propose nuclear attacks as alternative to Obama’s new stimulus package_ " just won’t go over well.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/127 "2009-08-29T14:12:01Z")

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\*\*Doctoral Programs That Pay You  
Stealing Body Parts

The Extreme Nipple Pinch - Ain’t That a Kick in the Balls?  
Thank you for the welcome  
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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/128 "2009-08-29T19:35:42Z")

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\*\*Dear Post Office,  
My toddler pooped in the potty! \*\*

OK, he pooped in the mailbox but I’m just so thrilled he could do it on his own.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/129 "2009-08-30T00:44:12Z")

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**What do you do with sweet cherries?  
Huntin’, Shootin’ and Fishin’.**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/130 "2009-08-30T02:38:03Z")

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\*\*“The Wife”

The worst thing imaginable happened to me \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/131 "2009-08-30T05:10:14Z")

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\*\*“The Wife”  
I volunteered for our death panel today \*\*

Surely she isn’t THAT bad.  
\*\*Who here has paid for sex?  
A list of red flags in relationships \*\*

Charging for it DOES imply a certain lack of warmth in the relationship.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/132 "2009-08-30T06:51:47Z")

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\*\*I’ll never set foot in \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ again!  
“The Wife” \*\*

I’m sure she’ll appreciate that.

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**Author:** ![lunar\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lunar\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunar_elf)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/133 "2009-08-30T15:14:27Z")

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**My first prostitute  
Wierd Facebook request (+ ? about friend suggestion)**

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/134 "2009-08-30T16:05:08Z")

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Boredom And I Don’t Mix Well…  
I volunteered for our death panel today

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/135 "2009-08-30T19:11:45Z")

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\*\*Who here has been paid for sex?  
Looking for something new to do with my 3 mo old daughter. \*\*

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/136 "2009-08-30T19:13:08Z")

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> [@Peak Banana](#):
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> \*\*Who here has been paid for sex?  
> Looking for something new to do with my 3 mo old daughter. \*\*
> 
> :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I saw those two, only reversed, and I thought about posting it but worried the reaction might be. I applaud your courage.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/137 "2009-08-30T23:18:52Z")

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\*\*Am I Republican or Democrat?

Most people are politically retarded  
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/138 "2009-08-31T02:09:12Z")

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\*\* I love the smell of …  
My first prostitute \*\*

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/139 "2009-08-31T02:29:11Z")

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**What should I expect at a Bar Mitzvah  
Schrodingers Cat**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seq-thread-this-could-turn-out-very-bad/505839/140 "2009-08-31T02:54:53Z")

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\*\*It’s the end of the world! Be sure to keep it in focus.

CalMeacham Interviewed on the History Channel  
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