# Sequals That Should Never Be Made

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequals-that-should-never-be-made/132940>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 19, 2002, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequals-that-should-never-be-made/132940 "2002-10-19T03:44:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequals-that-should-never-be-made/132940/61 "2002-12-02T14:04:03Z")

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2Pi\*R – Max Cohen copes with the aftermath of the home-lobotomy he gave himself at the end of Pi.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequals-that-should-never-be-made/132940/62 "2002-12-02T18:20:23Z")

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Pulp-free Fiction

The Amazing Mr. Ripley 2 - Believe it or not.

Teen Wolf III, The Next Generation

Star Trek Voyager-The Motion Picture On the next mission after returning to the Federation, Janeway and crew encounter an older, confused V’ger which is convinced Voyager is it’s baby. Special guest star: Stephen Collins as Commander Decker/the personification of V’ger.

Three Men and a Teen age Prostitute

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequals-that-should-never-be-made/132940/63 "2002-12-02T18:28:28Z")

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I used to joke many years ago that they should make a sitcom sequel to ‘Silence of the Lambs’, where Hannibal and Clarice get married, have a house full of charmingly psychotic kids, and then Clarice dies in a tragic food processor accident and Hannibal has to raise them on his own.

If I only knew…

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequals-that-should-never-be-made/132940/64 "2002-12-02T20:37:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by photopat \*  
> \*\*The Amazing Mr. Ripley 2 - Believe it or not.  
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Man, I’m having fun horrifying everyone. Here’s another:  
[http://us.imdb.com/Details?0265651](http://us.imdb.com/Details?0265651)

Remember, no matter how bad an idea you’ve got, Hollywood has a worse one, as we see by **Badtz Maru** ’s last post.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequals-that-should-never-be-made/132940/65 "2002-12-02T22:45:17Z")

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Lethal Weapon 6:  
Let’s see how many times we can say “We’re getting too old for this.”

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