# Sequel Names That Should Have Been **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158 "2010-07-09T22:20:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/41 "2010-07-12T17:24:44Z")
\*The Devil Was Fired and Now Wears Off-the-Rack from K-Mart The Calamari and the Blubber The Men in the Orchestra The Littlest Letter Writer to Politicians, Government Agencies and Local Newspapers Trouvé\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/42 "2010-07-12T17:33:38Z")
\*Easy Mobility Scooter Othertimes a Really Pin-headed Notion The Conversation II - The Texting Dr. Bizarre Infatuation, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Loves Me Some WMD Seppuku! Seppuku! Seppuku! To Fricassee a Mockingbird Musty, Dingy Harry\* ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/43 "2010-07-12T17:41:21Z")
The African Queen meets Priscilla ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/44 "2010-07-12T17:47:20Z")
\*Oliver Twist & Shout A Man For All Seasonings A Fistful of Debit Cards Done That-Hur\* ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/45 "2010-07-12T17:51:35Z")
_Remember, Like, Ten or Twelve Summers Ago When You Did That Thing? It’s Been So Long I Can Barely Remember What It Was_ _Oldman_ (I think Gary Oldman kind of looks like Choi Min-Sik, myself.) _20,0001 Leagues Under The Sea : Finding Nemo_ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/46 "2010-07-12T18:02:24Z")
The Man Who Finally Gets A Name And Spends The Movie Obtaining His SSN, Driving Licence etc. Sorted Out. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/47 "2010-07-12T18:04:17Z")
A Farewell to a Few More Body Parts Where Eagles Are Nervous The Day The Earth Coasted From Russia, With Disdain The So-so Eight The Unclean Thirteen Leave Her To Limbo The Day of the Hyena ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/48 "2010-07-12T18:04:56Z")
I Found Nemo Down (Sequel to Up) The Eight Lives of Fritz the Cat **I’m Harry Crumb** **Animal Apartment / Condo** **9 to 5 with a 2 hour lunch, job sharing, stock options, and Day Care** followed by **Unemployed because the Company couldn’t turn a profit with the new Benefit Plan** **9 1/2 months** (sequel to 9 1/2 weeks) **2013** (Because nothing happened in 2012) **Lethal Weapon 5: Mel speaks his mind** (or lack thereof) ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/49 "2010-07-12T18:08:23Z")
Breakin’ 3 - Nuclear Boogaloo The Steroid-Enhanced ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/50 "2010-07-12T18:08:57Z")
Thought of one more: _Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt_ ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/51 "2010-07-12T18:15:04Z")
\*\*\*Afterlife of a Salesman The Day After the Earth Stood Still 999,999 B.C. All the President’s Men are in Jail\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/52 "2010-07-12T18:50:34Z")
Some in an entirely different vein: _The Young in One Another’s Arms_ _And the Sun Goes Down_ _Lead But To The Grave_ _Each Pray’r Accepted, and Each Wish Resign’d_ _Let the Old Dreams Die_ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/53 "2010-07-12T19:37:54Z")
Rosemary’s Teenager In The Cool of The Day Who’s Afraid of Wolf Blitzer? Palin Rider (sorry) All The President’s Men on Parole! Dead Man Just Lying There ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/54 "2010-07-12T22:04:38Z")
The Deep: 20 minutes in 1960 The Next to the Last House on the Left The Hills Have Noses ---
**Author:** ![Rahne\_McCloud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@Rahne\_McCloud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rahne_McCloud)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/55 "2010-07-12T22:31:21Z")
Mr. Opus’s Holland Dr. Yes Daydream On Oak Street It’s A OK Life ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/56 "2010-07-12T23:55:12Z")
My Old, Sagging Greek Divorce And Burn Piles of Ash That Used to be Chariots All Negotiating at the Palace at Versailles Extraordinary Pets …But You Sure Can Piss Off Your In-Laws Rule #1: Hooch is Not Cider ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/57 "2010-07-13T00:06:05Z")
Death is Drab Bad Will at the Deli Counter Children of a Mere Mortal A Need to Invest in Curtains The Wrong Amount ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/58 "2010-07-13T04:54:15Z")
Llamalot ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/59 "2010-07-13T07:22:30Z")
ETC (ET’s sequel… what do I win?) Rocky V - The Search For Spock ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/60 "2010-07-13T08:59:44Z")
How the west was squandered Titanic 2, the Iceberg goes to jamaica the Brunch Club [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158.md?page=4)