# Sequel Names That Should Have Been **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158 "2010-07-09T22:20:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![lauster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@lauster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauster)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/101 "2010-08-03T11:58:52Z")
Apocalypse: Coming Soon ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/102 "2010-08-03T13:27:43Z")
Apocalypse: Been There Done That. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/103 "2010-08-03T13:30:38Z")
The Laughing Game: HA! ha! Your Girlfriend has a penis. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/104 "2010-08-05T06:56:11Z")
Reservoir Dogs 2: A Walk In The Park You know, because the first job was such a pooch screw, and the next one… Fine, I’ll go back to my room. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/105 "2010-08-05T18:34:41Z")
So, I Killed Bill. Now What? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/106 "2010-08-05T18:44:35Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > So, I Killed Bill. Now What? I Killed Bill, Too. ---
**Author:** ![Loisseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Loisseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loisseau)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/107 "2010-08-05T19:11:28Z")
**Barry Lyndon’s Johnson** **Lawrence of Trenton, N.J.** \*\* 400 Blows: Finally The Swallow\*\* \*\* Some Like It Lukewarm\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/108 "2010-08-05T19:15:08Z")
A Bridge Juuuuust Right. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/109 "2010-08-05T19:54:03Z")
Face-On Boogie Mornings Battlefield Mars Ewok Inferno Dude, Where’s my Career? Dude, Where’s my Geriatric Wife? 301 A couple of friends an I had an idea for a (campy) movie about horseshoes, called _True Shoe_, and the sequel would be _True Shoe Two - Too True to Shoe_. We decided we should just skip the first movie and make the sequel… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/110 "2010-08-05T21:03:21Z")
Enough With The Hard, Just Die Already ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/111 "2010-08-13T17:29:08Z")
Batman Ends Highlander 3: Riverdance Highlander 4: I’m not as quick as I used to be Highlander 5: The Hardening Electric Riverdance ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/112 "2010-09-07T13:31:35Z")
[Snakes on a Conveyor Belt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=576904) ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/113 "2010-09-08T03:06:21Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > The The Eye Creature Goes To The The Optometrist > He also sees a speech therapist about that stutter I just wonder how many people got this one. **Pies** : The Master becomes a Sole Man causing everone around him to suffer da feet in soul singing contests. [[Wait, Really? Seriously?!]](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/news#ni3393326) Prequel : **See** **Cube** D [This would make the third movie, not counting the prequel] **Automated Apple** : The old in and out, in and out, on life, after being cured, all right. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158/114 "2010-09-08T16:38:19Z")
The B Team: Not quite as awesome as the A team. Starring Ice T as “Mister U”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-names-that-should-have-been/546158.md?page=5)