# Sequel/Prequel Titles For "The Passion of the Christ" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 5, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279 "2004-04-05T01:45:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/41 "2004-04-06T13:55:23Z")
On a related note: _Master And Commander 2: Noah The Zookeeper_ Noah must suppress a mutiny incited by certain pigs, who believe themselves to be more equal than other animals. Wackiness and bacon ensue. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/42 "2004-04-06T14:38:16Z")
**The Passion Pit Of The Christ** Butt pumpin’ action with Stormy, Angel Cassidy, Laurie Wallace, Cherry Rain, Anna Mills, Chrissy M., Jessica Darlin and Rocco Siffredi. ---
**Author:** ![O\_Desfibrador](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/278dde/32.png) [@O\_Desfibrador](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/O_Desfibrador)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/43 "2004-04-06T14:47:44Z")
Episode VI: The Return of the Judas ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/44 "2004-04-06T15:19:24Z")
_The Passion II: Acting Out_ Tagline: “Glossolalia is only legal between consenting adults.” _The Passion III: The Mormon Invasion_ Tagline: “He’s coming to America … today!” ---
**Author:** ![O\_Desfibrador](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/278dde/32.png) [@O\_Desfibrador](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/O_Desfibrador)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/45 "2004-04-06T19:53:40Z")
Armageddon Jesus vs Satan… and this time, it’s for money!! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/46 "2004-04-06T22:50:34Z")
> [@O Desfibrador](#): > > Armageddon Ben Affleck as Jesus and Bruce Willis as John the Baptist?! EWWW!! ---
**Author:** ![Lathe\_of\_Heaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Lathe\_of\_Heaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lathe_of_Heaven)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/47 "2004-04-06T22:58:35Z")
SpongeJesus ChristPants? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/48 "2004-04-06T22:59:55Z")
The buddy movie the Church doesn’t want you to see! **Jaysus and Silent John Strike Back!** “Verily, verily I say unto you…SNOOTCHIE-BOOTCHES, BOYEEZ!” ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/49 "2004-04-07T16:53:32Z")
2 Passion 2 Christ ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/50 "2004-04-07T18:29:49Z")
**The Passion .5 - The Heavy Petting of Christ** **Cleopatra Schwartz meets Jesus: Kindling Those Sabbath Candles Again** **Dogma** What do you mean it’s already been done? Who? Smith? Sounds like a made up name to me. Y’know, like John Doe. Oh. That’s the pseudonym He goes under in the movie. How ironic. Well, it wasn’t a bad idea. At least I sidestepped a pseudo religious porn concept like **Behind the Ecumenical Door** or **The Savior and Miss Jones**. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/51 "2004-04-08T03:43:49Z")
> [@jehovah68](#): > > [nitpick]Um, **Amanita** , did you read the whole thread?[/nitpick] Crap, apparently not. Considering this thread and your screen name, I’m expecting a smiting now. ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/52 "2004-04-08T05:17:47Z")
> [@Amanita](#): > > Crap, apparently not. Considering this thread and your screen name, I’m expecting a smiting now. Good heavens no, **Amanita**. All great minds think alike. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/53 "2004-04-08T05:56:08Z")
And speaking of your screen name – does the “68” mean, as George Carlin put it, “Do me and I’ll owe you 1”? ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/54 "2004-04-08T06:07:36Z")
🆒 ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/55 "2004-04-08T17:22:59Z")
**The Passion of the Christ: Vice City** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/56 "2004-04-08T18:02:13Z")
**The Fashion of the Christ** - This bold and edgy new film explores Jesus’ metrosexual side. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/57 "2004-04-08T18:14:55Z")
\*The Crucifix \* - A young man finds that the life he’s living has been a lie, and a prophet informs him that he is the Chosen One, destined to save all of humanity and bring them to Zion… Oh, wait. It’s been done. Hmm… okay. _There’s Something About Mary Magdalene_, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/58 "2004-04-08T18:29:40Z")
_Christ Eye for the Heathen Guy_ Jesus, Peter, John, James and Matthew turn a Mithra-worshipper’s life inside out, teaching him how to live like a Christian, then watch as he demonstrates his new identity to his already-converted family and friends. > [@](#): > > Christian Tip #3: Turning the other cheek isn’t quite so daunting if you’re using a proper facial moisturizer. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279/59 "2004-04-08T18:39:49Z")
A simple tale, set in modern New York, about a group of scientists taking on a man who comes back from the dead to change the world… using their positron colliders. When Christ Returns, Who **You** Gonna Call? Hostbusters! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequel-prequel-titles-for-the-passion-of-the-christ/238279.md?page=2)