# Sequels we are unlikely to see...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [January 21, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933 "2003-01-21T04:18:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@MMercurius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MMercurius)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/1 "2003-01-21T04:18:23Z")
…This summer, the studios are NOT likely to announce these follow-ups to the original box-office smash.
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A Few More Good Men
A Simpler Plan
The Shipping News Update
The Next Next Best Thing
My Best Friend’s Divorce
L-Pax
Armageddonagain
The Big Defrost
It Gets Even Gooder
Monster’s Other Ball
The Unusual Suspects
About A Man
## Erin Brockovich…The Bitch Is Back!
Thanks for sharing with the group…
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### Author:  [@MMercurius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MMercurius)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/2 "2003-01-21T04:44:34Z")
Ei8ht
Mexican Beauty
The Seventh Sense
To Die Again For (zombie flick, I suppose?)
The Sum Of All Fears Plus One
Seven More Years In Tibet
The Piano Accordion
Re-Interview With The Vampire
You’ve Got Spam
Dante’s Peaked Again
Mr. Holland’s Second Opus
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### Author:  [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/3 "2003-01-21T05:19:38Z")
The Sum of Most Fears: The Stunning Prequel
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### Author:  [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/4 "2003-01-21T05:26:35Z")
Titanic: The Next Voyage
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### Author:  [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/5 "2003-01-21T05:38:34Z")
Mallrats 2: Mall of America
Still Chasing Amy
More Reindeer Games
Top Gun II: Maverick Strikes Back
Saving Private Ryan Again
The Truman Show 2: Rerun
My Big Fat Greek Divorce
A Clockwork Grapefruit
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### Author:  [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/6 "2003-01-21T05:57:26Z")
Uh oh…Ei8ht?
> **[Oh no, they ain't gonna make EI8HT are they'](http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/14111)**
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> Hey folks, Harry here with Darwin the talking Dolphin and his squeeks about a sequel to SEVEN which IMDB unloaded today. Hopefully this is in league with their Ian McKellen as Dumbledore nonsense Cuz I don't know about you, but the idea of...
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### Author:  [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/7 "2003-01-21T05:59:31Z")
Rambo IV: Third Sequel, Still Crap.
Titanic II: Voyage to the Bottom of the Ocean.
The X Files: Aliens Land. Again? Or For the First Time?
Lord of the Rings: Random Battle Footage
Star Trek IX: Enforced Retirement
Rocky VI: Pauli’s Revenge
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### Author:  [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/8 "2003-01-21T06:07:31Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by MMercurius \*
> \*\*
> Armageddonagain
> \*\*
It has been done. It’s called Pearlmageddon (and yes, it’s a spoof…a very funny one)
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/9 "2003-01-21T06:10:37Z")
Mitchell 2
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/10 "2003-01-21T06:12:13Z")
Lethal Weapon V: We’re Way Too Old For This S\*\*\*
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### Author:  [@Doctor\_Goo\_Fee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Goo_Fee)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/11 "2003-01-21T06:16:20Z")
“Very, Very, Really Awfully Bad Things-- Even Worse Than the Things in the First Film”
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### Author:  [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/12 "2003-01-21T06:19:08Z")
Former SNL writer Michael O’Donoghue pitched a sequel to “Easy Rider,” and anyone who has seen the movie would know why this would be a tad difficult.
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### Author:  [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/13 "2003-01-21T06:19:53Z")
_Dumb and Dumberer_
Oh, wait. They really are making that. :smack:
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### Author:  [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/14 "2003-01-21T06:40:47Z")
Indiana Jones and the Comfortable Chair
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### Author:  [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/15 "2003-01-21T06:45:25Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \*
> \*\*Former SNL writer Michael O’Donoghue pitched a sequel to “Easy Rider,” and anyone who has seen the movie would know why this would be a tad difficult. \*\*
Uh, I don’t know if this is the sequel you’re talking about but It was supposed to take place in the afterlife. I think that there might even have been a nuclear holocaust involved, but I don’t remember all of the details of the newspaper article I read all those years ago. I’d like to poing out that I’m putting this in a spoiler tag, even though I’ve never seen the freakin’ movie, but I know they get shot by a couple of red necks at the end.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/16 "2003-01-21T06:47:03Z")
Resigns
The Deposed Emporer’s Club
Not That Far From Heaven If We Don’t Hit Traffic
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### Author:  [@Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Age_Quod_Agis)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/17 "2003-01-21T08:36:41Z")
Some Kind of Wondefuller
Dumb, Dumber, Dumberer, and Kim Il Jong
The Piano 2: Electric Boogaloo
The Grapes of Wrath 2: Revenge of the Grapes
Rocky 7: Below the Belt
French Kiss 2: Rounding Second Base
Apocalypse Now and Later
The Bride of the Bride of Frankenstein: Menage a Trois
Mr. Smith Goes to Branson
Alienses
Friday the 13th: the Final Episode, Seriously, It’s Really the Last One, We Totally Mean It This Time
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/18 "2003-01-21T09:27:20Z")
Hudson Hawk 2? Actually, I’d love to see that…
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### Author:  [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/19 "2003-01-21T10:17:02Z")
Thanks, **Tuckerfan**. I was too lazy to do the spoiler-tag thing. Yes, that is the sequel I was thinking of.
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### Author:  [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/20 "2003-01-21T13:32:51Z")
She’s Even More That
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