# Sequels we are unlikely to see...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [January 21, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933 "2003-01-21T04:18:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/21 "2003-01-21T14:46:34Z")
Groping Jessica Stein
Two Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Silence of the Goats
Betterfellas
Saving Sergeant Ryan
All About Cain
Blade Jogger (again, getting too old for this…)
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### Author:  [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/22 "2003-01-21T14:56:32Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*
> \*\*Groping Jessica Stein
> Two Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
> The Silence of the Goats
> Betterfellas
> Saving Sergeant Ryan
> All About Cain
> Blade Jogger (again, getting too old for this…) \*\*
How about the X-rated version, “Shaving Ryan’s privates”? 😃
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### Author:  [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/23 "2003-01-21T15:03:05Z")
My Big Ugly Vegas Divorce
Gladiator 2: The Elysian Fields
Citizen Kane 2: Revenge of the Sled
Schindler’s Grocery List
JFK 2: Still Dead
Castaway 2: Return to Gilligan’s Island
Crouching Special Effects, Hidden Plot Line
Signs 2: Sorry, we were just asking for directions.
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### Author:  [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/24 "2003-01-21T15:08:50Z")
Senior Citizen Kane
Memento 2: When Did We Do the First One?
Makeup Sex: Fight Club 2
N
The Janitor of Oz
Annie Coat Closet
Green Mile: The Second Lap
Clammy Hand Luke
Famous
The Godfather III
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### Author:  [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/25 "2003-01-21T15:12:45Z")
My favorites from above:(various posters)
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> It Gets Even Gooder
> The Sum Of All Fears Plus One
> Monster’s Other Ball
> You’ve Got Spam
> Not That Far From Heaven If We Don’t Hit Traffic
> Mr. Smith Goes to Branson
> She’s Even More That
> Groping Jessica Stein
> Blade Jogger (again, getting too old for this…)
> JFK 2: Still Dead
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### Author:  [@irkenDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irkenDoom)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/26 "2003-01-21T15:19:15Z")
Sum of All Fears 2: Forgot to Carry the One
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> \*Originally posted by watsonwil \*
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> Famous
> \*\*
Washed-up
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/27 "2003-01-21T15:31:07Z")
“Honey I Shrunk the Lethal Weapon and Now We Can’t Have Kids.”
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### Author:  [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/28 "2003-01-21T15:39:02Z")
Keep Running, Lola
Jimmy Neutron: Sullen Teen
Amplitude
Apollo 14
Sandals
Oh There You Are, Brother
The Third
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### Author:  [@evilhomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilhomer)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/29 "2003-01-21T15:45:47Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*
> \*\*Groping Jessica Stein
> The Silence of the Goats
> \*\*
Reminds me of a joke I heard - The Newfie sequal to Silence of the Lambs: Ewes All Be Quiet. 🙂 With apologies to all Dopers from Newfoundland.
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### Author:  [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/30 "2003-01-21T16:11:15Z")
I Still Know What You Did a Coupla Summers Ago
Grumpy Old Men in Black
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### Author:  [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/31 "2003-01-21T16:13:55Z")
Battlefield Mars
You’ve Got Instant Messages
The Net- Now With Pop-up Ads
The Green Kilometer
Die Really Hard
Garth’s World
Scrappy Doo, The Movie
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### Author:  [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/32 "2003-01-21T16:15:30Z")
I thought of some prequels:
_The Next-to-last Boy Scout
The Pretty Good Escape
Penultimate Destination
One of the Best Stories Ever Told
Judgement Day Eve_
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### Author:  [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/33 "2003-01-21T16:36:31Z")
The Eighth Sign
The Sum of All Fears Divided by The Sum of the Hypotenuse
Black Monday
Red Dragon With A Yellow Racing Stripe
Leaping Tiger, Revealed Dragon
Nicholas Dimeby
The Other Hours
Married for a Little While
Darn, You Caught Me
Some More About Schmidt
Two Weeks Notice 2: Resume Hell
Star Binding Arbitrations
Monsters, LLC: Going International
Raiders of the Ark That Got Lost Again
Landing Some Miles Away When the Wind Dies Down
A Thing That’s Common To Both Guys and Girls
Re-Adaptation (a novelization)
and, finally:
The Lord of the Rings: Isn’t There Some Way We Can Get a Fourth Movie Out of This?
(Formerly known as The Amazing Adventures of Beren and Luthien)
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### Author:  [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/34 "2003-01-21T16:57:57Z")
The Lunch Club
Pretty woman two: Runaway Bride, or ‘Love is Nice’
Star Trek: Without punctuation
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/35 "2003-01-21T17:07:38Z")
Slingblade 2: The Wrath of Doyle
Driving Miss Daisy 2: "I’se Supposed to be Drivin’ You to the Morgue!
Driving Miss Daisy 3: Inferno
Driving Miss Daisy 4: Purgatorio
Driving Miss Daisy 5: Paradiso
Driving Miss Daisy 6: Pittsburgh
From the makers of THE BLAIR WITCH:
THE TOOTIE WITCH- three young white kids are chased through the woods by the ghost of a rollerskating teenaged voodoo queen
THE NATALIE WITCH- three young Protestant kids are chased through the woods by the ghost of pretentious Jewish prep school Yenta
THE JO WITCH- three young straight kids are chased through the woods by the ghost of a witch who in life always had a major thing for the Blair witch but wouldn’t deal with it.
GONE WITH THE WIND 2: THE WIND COMES BACK- starring Anna Nicole as Scarlett, Della Reese as Mammy, and the Kids from Fame as fieldhands
BEN HUR, DONE THAT- the sequel finds Ben Hur (Charlton Heston) defending his views on gladiator sports against Roman poet Hypocritus Ineffectivus Libelus (Michael Moore)
THE PATRIOT 2: LETHAL MUSKET- Mel fights the Brits again in 1812, but amazingly he’s only aged 3 years; Heath Ledger plays his own son.
THE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE IV-VI
LOTR 4: WHEN ELVES GET NEKKID (first sequel ever to gross more than $12 billion)
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT IV- Buford may be dead, but he’s still on the roads courtesy of Industrial Light and Magic, and with Deputy Jar-Jar Binks he’s determined to take Burt to debtor’s prison
SAVED BY THE BELL: SCREECH GOT A GUN
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### Author:  [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/36 "2003-01-21T17:18:05Z")
Friday, the Thirteenth: Ice Cube caps Jason.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/37 "2003-01-21T17:22:14Z")
_North 2: F_ck Roger Ebert\*
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### Author:  [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/38 "2003-01-21T17:56:36Z")
_Titus Andronicus Makes Dessert_
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### Author:  [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/39 "2003-01-21T18:26:34Z")
_Buckaroo Banzi vs. the World Crime Syndicate_
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/40 "2003-01-21T18:37:40Z")
THE GRADUATE 2: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re uh… incontinent, aren’t you?”
SCHINDLER’S OTHER LIST- “I could have done more… with a time machine!”
FARINELLI: THE NEXT GENERATION
POLICE ACADEMY XXVII: ASSIGNMENT AFGHANISTAN
SOPHIE’S OTHER CHOICE: “Is that your final answer?”
AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN AND TED AND ALICE
A VERY BRADY PAP SMEAR
DANCING AT LUGHNASA 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
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