# Sequels we are unlikely to see...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 21, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933 "2003-01-21T04:18:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/61 "2003-01-22T01:06:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lizard \*  
> \*\*Rambo IV: Third Sequel, Still Crap.  
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Apparently they are doing this.

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> \*Originally posted by Lizard \*  
> Star Trek IX: Enforced Retirement
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You mean Star Trek XI, right?

Star Trek IX was two sequels ago.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/62 "2003-01-22T01:07:27Z")

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**Seriously Dude, Where’s My Car?**

err… wait… :eek:

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/63 "2003-01-22T01:09:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \*  
> **Oh There You Are, Brother**

This is the best one in the whole thread, hands down.

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**Author:** ![MMercurius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@MMercurius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MMercurius)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/64 "2003-01-22T02:15:05Z")

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Babette’s Purge

Dog Day Evening

Sister-in-law of Frankenstein

Strawberr (…think about it)

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**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/65 "2003-01-22T02:32:32Z")

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A Bridge Still Too Far

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/66 "2003-01-22T02:55:21Z")

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Digesting Raoul

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/67 "2003-01-22T03:08:53Z")

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Thelma and Louise II: The air bags worked!

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/68 "2003-01-22T03:16:49Z")

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It’s a Madder, Madder, Madder, Madder World

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**Author:** ![DOOM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a587f6/32.png) [@DOOM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DOOM)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/69 "2003-01-22T04:53:20Z")

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Casablancheck

The Maltshake Falcon

The Sound of Death Metal

Poltergoose

An Alabama Dixiecrat in King Arthur’s Court

Moulin Beige

Blue Crushed

The Hunt for Red Fox

Star Trek XXX: Jadzia Does The Dominion

Sunburnt Rider

Superman V

You’ve Got Pr0n

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/70 "2003-01-22T13:44:52Z")

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Not a sequel, but I heard Steven Spielberg is remaking that war classic, _The Walkie-Talkies of Navarone_.

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**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/71 "2003-01-22T20:38:34Z")

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_And a Bag of Chips: She’s All That 2_

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/72 "2003-01-23T00:01:54Z")

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Return of Manos: the Hands of Fate II

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/73 "2003-01-23T00:05:31Z")

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AndrewL - didn’t see you there. Your’s was better too!:smack:

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**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequels-we-are-unlikely-to-see/149933/74 "2003-01-23T14:56:50Z")

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Star Trek NG: Hubris

Carry On in Middle Earth: Sid James as Aragorn, Kenneth Williams as Legolas, Jim Dale as Frodo, Kenneth Connor as Gimli, Charles Haughtry as Gollum, Joan Sims as Arwen, Hattie Jacques as Gandalf. (I know far too much about Carry On films…)

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