# Sequential Board Crashes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951 "2008-07-28T18:09:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/1 "2008-07-28T18:09:03Z")
\*\* Ex-President Bush is arrested and charged with war crimes. How do you react? Presidents lying to lead us into War… it should be illegal \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/2 "2008-07-28T19:38:48Z")
\*\* Could anything falsify your position on God’s existence? Jewish people saying “oy”? \*\* Yep. That’d do it. ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/3 "2008-07-29T03:03:45Z")
Right now, here in MPSIMS: **OMFG! WTF IS That Smell?!?** **One of my dogs pooped in the bathtub Sunday morning** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/4 "2008-07-29T14:20:32Z")
\*\*Recipes that aren’t quite what they should be Am I the only one who is sometimes grossed out by what other people eat? So who should play Catwoman? Crazy Crimebusting Cuties \*\* like Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt & Hallie Ballie ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/5 "2008-07-29T14:49:08Z")
A three-fer: \*\*OMFG! WTF IS That Smell?!? Hey, you got eel in my fizz. Hey, you got fizz in my eel. But…But… They’re made of _MEAT_ \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/6 "2008-07-29T15:28:57Z")
\*\*What’s currently legal that will probably be made illegal in the future? Why deny the thigh? \*\* When Thighs are outlawed, only Outlaws will have Thighs. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/7 "2008-07-29T15:43:07Z")
\*\*Anyone have experience with weight gain products? Why deny the thigh? \*\* Because all the Weight Gain goes directly _there_. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/8 "2008-07-29T15:48:05Z")
These two threads: **What are you wearing right now? Why the suit?** are doing a little back-and-forth, one-two step in IMHO right now. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/9 "2008-07-29T15:59:53Z")
I feel bad about this, but… **OMFG! WTF IS That Smell?!?** **73-Year-Old Japanese Porn Star** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/10 "2008-07-29T17:24:38Z")
**Liberal-hater shoots up Unitarian church, kills two … nobody’s bitching?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/11 "2008-07-30T02:17:16Z")
\*\*Could a overweight, college-educated 26 year old foreigner join the US Military… A Strange Doper Dream \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/12 "2008-07-30T12:13:29Z")
\*\* President Bush Is Coming to Bangkok Next Week OMFG! WTF IS That Smell?!? \*\* Secret Service Guy: “It’s Durian, Sir.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/13 "2008-07-30T12:52:17Z")
\*\* Where would you hide $10 million in cash/jewels . . ., and counting \*\* How much did you steal? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/14 "2008-07-30T17:00:37Z")
\*\* What words, when uttered, will cause your friend to run shrieking away from you? Umm - she married me - you may now go away \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/15 "2008-07-30T20:34:55Z")
\*\* I got a speeding ticket in the mail yesterday. Legally blind?!?!? How can I possibly be legally blind?? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/16 "2008-07-30T21:00:56Z")
\*\*Man falls to his death Flying Priest Goes Missing \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/17 "2008-07-30T23:56:39Z")
**Who has some good mysterious stories to share? Mystery parking ticket and now a late fee?** ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/18 "2008-07-31T00:38:51Z")
**Who has some good mysterious stories to share? Can you identify anyone in this picture?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/19 "2008-07-31T12:04:50Z")
\*\* No I do NOT fuck on the first date I have ants in my pants \*\* Well, I guess that explains it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/20 "2008-07-31T12:19:31Z")
\*\* What words, when uttered, will cause your friend to run shrieking away from you? Boyfriend of woman found stuck to toilet gets 6 months probation \*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951.md?page=2)