# Sequential Board Crashes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951 "2008-07-28T18:09:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/41 "2008-08-03T23:23:35Z")
\*\* IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA!!! With newslink & photos. Cats in Toilets\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/42 "2008-08-04T00:02:13Z")
Separated by one, but worth it: \*\*Cats in Toilets I’m missing a cat…and it’s not the escape artist \*\* Check the Septic Tank. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/43 "2008-08-04T00:17:38Z")
Two more sepatared by only one (and it’s this on, so after I post they’ll be contiguous!) \*\* FIRE: Getting a little nervous here Damn, it’s hot here! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/44 "2008-08-04T00:31:00Z")
**Obama/McCain debates: just three** **Would the war in Iraq be going better or worse if we only used WWII-era small-arms?** **The Rapture** **So what’s your opinion on the existence of extraterrestrial UFOs?** Now, that would be an interesting set of things to hear them debate. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/45 "2008-08-04T01:08:39Z")
\*\* Brett Favre go away! So, NFL starts today\*\* He’s a poet and he don’t know it, but his feet show it . . . ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/46 "2008-08-04T02:43:08Z")
**So, I’m in the hospital now. Og Damn My Stupidity and Weakness.** ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/47 "2008-08-04T03:57:09Z")
In MPSIMS right now: **Cats in Toilets Is this a scam?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/48 "2008-08-04T13:08:04Z")
\*\* I pit my synagogue! What the fuck is that smell?!? How Popular Are Dogs… on a menu? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/49 "2008-08-04T14:35:13Z")
\*\* Your favorite form of birth control? No beer before noon on Sundays… \*\* That’d work, for some people… ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/50 "2008-08-04T14:42:07Z")
**Oil rises to $500 per barrel!** **Man bites dog…yum!** (am I doing this right? Ignore me if not. I just thought you had to make up thread titles that might send the board under. ) ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/51 "2008-08-04T15:22:23Z")
\*\*My day was like a horror movie-Don’t read if weak stomach Man beheads girlfriend on Santorini island \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/52 "2008-08-04T15:46:49Z")
\*\* What the fuck is that smell?!? Meenie7’s invisible friend \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/53 "2008-08-04T18:02:45Z")
\*\*Aliens are invading! Brett Favre go away! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/54 "2008-08-04T18:44:41Z")
OK, these are off by one, but it’s a rare almost-find in Comments on Staff Reports! \*\*Re: How do DJs Mix Songs The eye of the needle \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/55 "2008-08-04T19:30:15Z")
\*\*Hard-to-spell words Happy Saskatchewan Day! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/56 "2008-08-04T19:35:18Z")
[QUOTE=Jayn\_Newell] \*\*Hard-to-spell words Happy Saskatchewan Day! \*\* [/QUOTE] :smack: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/57 "2008-08-04T21:08:17Z")
\*\*Poop found on Mars? What the fuck is that smell?!? \*\* I can picture Fry and the Professor from Futurama having that [bleeped] conversation while using the Smelloscope. [QUOTE=Futurama, the “A Big Piece of Garbage” episode] _ **Fry** _: Hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus. (laughs) _ **Leela** _: I don’t get it. _ **Farnsworth** _: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. _ **Fry** _: Oh. What’s it called now? _ **Farnsworth** _: Urectum. [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/58 "2008-08-05T00:25:35Z")
\*\*Beijing Hiding Some Messes Before the Guests Arrive So, I’m in the hospital now. \*\* That’ll teach you not to make a mess in Beijing! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/59 "2008-08-05T03:46:02Z")
\*\*Your favorite form of birth control? What is the most useless product you know of? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/60 "2008-08-05T11:54:22Z")
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