# Sequential Board Crashes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951 "2008-07-28T18:09:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/61 "2008-08-05T12:18:12Z")
\*\*Visiting Bulgaria No, I do NOT have to do that \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/62 "2008-08-05T12:39:01Z")
\*\*What words, when uttered, will cause your friend to run shrieking away from you? Active Ingredient: 89% dried BLOOD!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/63 "2008-08-05T12:51:10Z")
\*\* Zombie Survival Quiz Active Ingredient: 89% dried BLOOD!!! \*\* BRAAAAAAINS! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/64 "2008-08-05T12:52:25Z")
\*\*Open Marriages-How Do They Work? Sleeping on the Floor \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/65 "2008-08-05T13:11:18Z")
\*\*What words, when uttered, will cause your friend to run shrieking away from you? It appears I don’t exist \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/66 "2008-08-05T13:12:01Z")
\*\* Replace One Word in a Movie’s Title with “Erection” unexpectedly good movies \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/67 "2008-08-05T14:34:25Z")
\*\*What’s the best way to prepare to audition for/compete on Jeopardy? No beer before noon on Sundays… \*\* “Not for me, thanks. I’m in Trainin’!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/68 "2008-08-05T15:48:16Z")
\*\*What words, when uttered, will cause your friend to run shrieking away from you? I’m an asshole (schadenfreude) \*\* It’s the “(schadenfreude)” that always gets them. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/69 "2008-08-05T21:06:55Z")
\*\* Starting to eat before everyone is at the table is rude! Dinnertime rules \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/70 "2008-08-05T22:36:55Z")
In MPSIMS **It appears I don’t exist Holy crap! Man be-heads fellow passenger on Greyhound in Manatoba I’m an asshole** ---
**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/71 "2008-08-05T22:51:57Z")
\*\* Hard-to-spell words So, I’m in the hospital now. \*\* Another tragedy caused by a freak spelling accident ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/72 "2008-08-06T13:29:20Z")
**You know you drink too much when… Holy crap! Man be-heads fellow passenger on Greyhound in Manitoba!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/73 "2008-08-06T15:27:30Z")
\*\* How do you civilize a thirteen year old girl? (Long, unflattering.) Hentai? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/74 "2008-08-06T15:27:35Z")
\*\*How do you civilize a thirteen year old girl? (Long, unflattering.) Hentai? \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/75 "2008-08-07T03:46:27Z")
New Posts: **Abandoned puppies Amazing New Animal Finds** ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/76 "2008-08-07T07:28:51Z")
**Nicknames you’ve given to complete strangers Crazy, Crazy Chemtrail Guy** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/77 "2008-08-07T12:14:00Z")
\*\* You know you drink too much when… Less than perfect navigation skills Nine Friends Are Missing Tonight; Presumed Dead Sequential Board Crashes \*\* Hell of a story in that one. \*\*Holy crap! Man be-heads fellow passenger on Greyhound in Manitoba! Zombie Survival Quiz \*\* Indeed ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/78 "2008-08-07T16:41:22Z")
\*\*So, ladies, does your monthly just stop? perhaps tmi Well, it’s official - I’m a female \*\* Menarche? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/79 "2008-08-08T12:32:35Z")
**War starting in Georgia? Carrying sticks.** And speaking softly. **Man held in Florida for threatening Obama’s life we have to do sumething befor its to late!!1** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-board-crashes/457951/80 "2008-08-08T14:32:20Z")
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