# Sequential Fortune Cookie Fortunes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-fortune-cookie-fortunes/107362>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 5, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-fortune-cookie-fortunes/107362 "2002-05-05T04:44:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-fortune-cookie-fortunes/107362/1 "2002-05-05T04:44:48Z")

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I can’t be the only one who eats handfuls of them. Anyway, tonight I got fortunes that said:

You will soon come into contact with celebrity  
You will make an important financial decision  
Be wary of people who are interested in your money

Apparently I’m about to meet the world’s most famous scam artist.

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**Author:** ![Natural-J-Bankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/59ef9b/32.png) [@Natural-J-Bankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natural-J-Bankie)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-fortune-cookie-fortunes/107362/2 "2002-05-05T05:58:37Z")

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It all makes sense once you add the obligatory “…in bed.”