# Sequential headlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671 "2008-08-11T22:26:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/1 "2008-08-11T22:26:46Z")
Russia pushes deeper into Georgia It’s better than sex, they say - sigh \* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/2 "2008-08-12T00:52:35Z")
New Posts: **Stupidest thing you’ve heard a newscaster say? John Edwards, are you fucking kidding me?** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/3 "2008-08-12T03:55:14Z")
new posts, immediately below this thread \*\* Left a note for the guy whose truck I banged up What important life lessons have you learned recently? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/4 "2008-08-12T07:24:37Z")
**What was the grossest job you ever had? Your “I can’t do this anymore” moment** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/5 "2008-08-12T10:02:31Z")
\*\*I cut my shin open with a chainsaw today Be careful out there! (Posting from hospital.) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/6 "2008-08-12T14:49:36Z")
**Dear Thieving Douchebag. "Just stop eating."** ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/7 "2008-08-12T16:04:27Z")
Trifecta from the Pit, a few days ago: **How Popular are Dogs… on a menu? “Just stop eating.” Abandoned Puppies** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/8 "2008-08-12T17:59:15Z")
“Last Posts”: \*\*Using a Japanese Keyboard Yellow pee \*\* How about the rest of the alphabet? ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/9 "2008-08-13T09:05:07Z")
Over in IMHO just now: \*\*Yet A(nother) sex poll: What is your favorite act? Really, really, really stinky cat poo \*\* Well, diff’rent strokes and all that, but… Eww! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/10 "2008-08-13T21:42:50Z")
New Posts: **Stupidest thing you’ve heard a newscaster say? I cut my shin open with a chainsaw today** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/11 "2008-08-14T12:26:07Z")
\*\*What name is an insult in two languages? Julia Child, Woman of Mystery \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/12 "2008-08-14T16:43:18Z")
**I have a question for Bigfoot naysayers. Another Charlotte Dopefest?** Remember to invite Steve Austin. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/13 "2008-08-14T16:43:43Z")
\*\* How many co-workers have you slept with? Coworker lying on time sheet \*\* It should be laying, and you should be removing all items before using your desk for that purpose. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/14 "2008-08-14T17:12:56Z")
\*\*Most horrific depictions of Hell Will Ferrell, Three Stooges \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/15 "2008-08-14T21:00:31Z")
\*\* Link to something excellent. It’s About Time!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/16 "2008-08-15T03:58:27Z")
\*\*I’ve decided to quit faffing about and admit that I’m an atheist It’s About Time!!! \*\* Actually, I thought it said Artist at first but _shrug_ either way, it’s good. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/17 "2008-08-15T12:37:09Z")
**Date ideas Yet A(nother) sex poll: What is your favorite act?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/18 "2008-08-15T14:08:41Z")
**What’s wrong with Netflix? Will Ferrell, Three Stooges** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/19 "2008-08-15T15:00:47Z")
\*\*What Does the Straight Dope do for you? Decision-making \*\* It’s like that old episode of _The Twilight Zone_ with William Shatner at the diner with the devil-headed wish machine!! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/20 "2008-08-16T16:04:31Z")
**What The F** k Is Canada’s Problem ??? Strange Fruit\*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671.md?page=2)