# Sequential headlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671 "2008-08-11T22:26:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/21 "2008-08-16T22:54:18Z")
From GQ: **aquarium question Can we smell underwater?** Washing your hair in the fish tank again? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/22 "2008-08-16T22:59:54Z")
**Cat People - Our Pregnant Cat is having trouble - Need answers Fast I’m getting rather suspicious of my new neighbours** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/23 "2008-08-18T13:44:56Z")
\*\*Leaving your trash at fast food joints. What are the best ways to get rid of roaches? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/24 "2008-08-18T14:13:05Z")
\*\*My quirk is quirkier than your quirk Well, that’s fucked up \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/25 "2008-08-18T15:14:54Z")
\*\*My First Temp Agency How many co-workers have you slept with? \*\* \*\*Regarding the `relative´value of an Olympic Gold Medal Non-dishwasher safe in the dishwasher anyway? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/26 "2008-08-18T16:54:31Z")
\*\*This is just so aggravating… My quirk is quirkier than your quirk \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/27 "2008-08-18T16:56:22Z")
\*\*New Robot Can Build Itself Just A Reminder From Your Friendly Punk Screwdriver-Wielder \*\* …named R2D2 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/28 "2008-08-18T17:56:50Z")
**Hong Kong Police Free Man’s Penis from Park Bench Strange Fruit** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/29 "2008-08-18T18:11:37Z")
**What do you find creepy and why 4 year old boy, Hand in pants problem** ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/30 "2008-08-18T18:20:35Z")
I discovered this thread in “New Posts,” when I saw this: \*\*What Kind of Wrench Do I Need for… Sequential headlines\*\* (I think it’s one of those tiny little Allen wrenches - metric, most likely) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/31 "2008-08-18T18:49:24Z")
Been waiting for this pair: \*\*Hong Kong Police Free Man’s Penis from Park Bench Pickle in? Pickle out? Have it your way! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/32 "2008-08-18T18:59:38Z")
\*\*Hong Kong Police Free Man’s Penis from Park Bench My quirk is quirkier than your quirk \*\* I suspect this thread is going to be a versatile source for sequential threads. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/33 "2008-08-18T19:32:50Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] Been waiting for this pair: \*\*Hong Kong Police Free Man’s Penis from Park Bench Pickle in? Pickle out? Have it your way! \*\* [/QUOTE] Now it’s: **Pickle in? Pickle out? Have it your way! Hong Kong Police Free Man’s Penis from Park Bench** Seems to flow better that way. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/34 "2008-08-18T20:40:34Z")
\*\* How do people of size use restroom stalls? Pickle in? Pickle out? Have it your way! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/35 "2008-08-19T02:54:59Z")
**Kids’ stepfather arrested for child molestation - what can their father do?** **Some days, it’s just not worth chewing through the straps** :eek: I’m pretty sure that’s what got the molestation guy in trouble in the first place! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/36 "2008-08-19T03:24:19Z")
\*\*Pickled eggs Speaking of creepy memorials to the deceased… \*\* \<-------\> _this close_ to being the right way way round ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/37 "2008-08-19T04:07:54Z")
**The most perfectly named Stanley tool… New Robot Can Build Itself They have finally outsmarted me!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/38 "2008-08-19T13:11:42Z")
\*\* Gods, I am so fucked Montreal’s Gay Pride parade \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/39 "2008-08-19T13:15:19Z")
**Stupid Hot Pockets and their lack of structural integrity Be careful out there! (Posting from hospital.)** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/40 "2008-08-19T16:16:42Z")
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