# Sequential headlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671 "2008-08-11T22:26:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/41 "2008-08-20T13:24:56Z")
Separated by one, but worth citing: \*\*Guys with huge penises. How do they live with them? What/where is the biggest functional screw thread in the world \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/42 "2008-08-20T14:39:51Z")
**Do employers send out rejection letters to jobseekers anymore? So, how does one find a good exterminator (and is an exterminator even what I need?)** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/43 "2008-08-20T15:00:13Z")
\*\*What the latest about Bigfoot? Heard any good gossip lately? \*\* What’s going on with Nessie? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/44 "2008-08-20T17:50:00Z")
Separated by two: \*\*That’s it, I’m not answering to anybody any more Obliviousness can be hazardous to your health \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/45 "2008-08-21T12:12:18Z")
\*\* I’m ready to become a Zombie Survivalist- help me! Scariest Stephen King moment \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/46 "2008-08-21T13:03:05Z")
\*\*I fell for a phishing attempt That’s it, I’m not answering to anybody any more What the latest about Bigfoot? Cute kid stories \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/47 "2008-08-21T16:52:26Z")
**Do you like porn situations that, by definition, excludes persons like you? What Do You Think Of This Work Situation?** Well, if it excludes me, then I don’t think much of it. ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/48 "2008-08-22T03:11:16Z")
**White powder found in letter in McCain office… Really Fedex, Would It Have Killed You To Deliver It A Day Early?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/49 "2008-08-22T14:04:47Z")
\*\*And the most homoerotic movie ever made is… I hate show music! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/50 "2008-08-22T19:10:07Z")
\*\* hate show music! So I Came Out This Week… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/51 "2008-08-22T19:35:12Z")
**The Sopranos does not really portray panic attacks realistically You’ve NEVER backed up your files? WHY THE HELL NOT?** OMYGOD!!! OMYGOD!!! What’ll I do??? Fuggiddaboudit. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/52 "2008-08-25T16:51:15Z")
\*\*So I Came Out This Week… New US Army Uniform \*\* And it’s FAAAAABULOUUUUUUS! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/53 "2008-08-25T17:36:48Z")
\*\*Doper Confessions I feel so naked. (Lame and long lament) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/54 "2008-08-25T19:25:27Z")
\*\*What the latest about Bigfoot? She passed! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/55 "2008-08-26T03:32:57Z")
**Magnetic cows? Your latest crush on a woman** I’m an evil, evil man. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/56 "2008-08-26T12:00:59Z")
\*\* Dirtiest sounding food phrases We Have Pigeon Eggs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/57 "2008-08-26T12:15:09Z")
\*\* Largest/Most Complex Life Form Using Asexual Reproduction? Do true asexuals exist who have NO sexual desires whatsoever? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/58 "2008-08-26T12:55:20Z")
\*\*I feel so naked. (Lame and long lament) Dirtiest sounding food phrases \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/59 "2008-08-26T13:39:32Z")
\*\*The Future of Religion Chipping Illegals \*\* I hear the chip will be implanted on the forehead. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671/60 "2008-08-26T17:21:32Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] \*\*The Future of Religion Chipping Illegals \*\* I hear the chip will be implanted on the forehead. [/QUOTE] And it’s a tiny little chip, too – just 666 microns on a side. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/459671.md?page=4)