# Sequential headlines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/690132>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 5, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/690132 "2014-06-05T16:46:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/690132/1 "2014-06-05T16:46:02Z")

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Not sequential threads, sequential headlines from news outlets.  
From CNN this morning:

**Blue Angels dove into porn  
Navy jet crashes into Pacific  
Harrier crashes into neighborhood**

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-headlines/690132/2 "2014-06-06T03:53:26Z")

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> [@Johnny L.A. (quoting CNN headlines)](#):
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> **Blue Angels dove into porn  
> Navy jet crashes into Pacific  
> Harrier crashes into neighborhood**

So, was that one story or three stories?

**Navy pilot crashes Blue Angels Harrier jet into adult store at Santa Monica pier** 🙂

(ETA: For the pruriently interested, [here’s the link](http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/04/us/blue-angels-chauvinism/) to that Blue Angels into Porn story.)