# Sequential is as Sequential Does **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441 "2008-08-27T17:50:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/81 "2008-09-18T17:01:26Z")
\*\*Why Do I Enjoy Eating My Own Skin So Much? Starvation In America: When Did It End? \*\*:eek: ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/82 "2008-09-19T07:42:42Z")
\*\*I need pirate jokes! Avast, Matey! Arrrrr! \*\* Hmmm… I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/83 "2008-09-19T12:22:25Z")
\*\* Start a false rumor! Friday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! \*\* Arrrr! What a stupid rumor that be! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/84 "2008-09-19T12:25:10Z")
\*\*What’s with Americans and laundry? Just Add Water \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/85 "2008-09-19T14:08:34Z")
This one is just plain freaky: **Operation Yellow Elephant wants young Republicans to enlist & serve in Iraq White Elephant 2008 Update Thread** So, how many tinted elephants does it take to make a sequential thread? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/86 "2008-09-19T15:41:47Z")
\*\* What’s with Americans and laundry? A List! \*\* A Laundry List! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/87 "2008-09-19T17:53:43Z")
\*\*Funniest porn ever! What does “Sister Act” mean? \*\*…“The Aristocrats!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/88 "2008-09-19T18:10:56Z")
\*\* Two types of DNA in one person? Please explain Russian Neo-Nazism to me. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/89 "2008-09-19T18:40:18Z")
\*\*Is McCain forked yet? Funniest porn ever! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/90 "2008-09-20T02:39:39Z")
\*\*Whoooo! I got a date this weekend! Play date? \*\* No, a real date this time. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/91 "2008-09-20T07:48:42Z")
\*\*Whatever happened to… Christmas Eve/Christmas Day in Manhattan? \*\* Were they cancelled or something? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/92 "2008-09-20T10:38:18Z")
\*\*Electric Organs Why We Won’t Be Having Sex\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/93 "2008-09-21T05:24:01Z")
**I like Nightmares! Are there professional assassins? Should Michelle Obama be silenced?** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/94 "2008-09-21T07:04:41Z")
\*\*What were the first words out of your mouth this morning? Got Blood? \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/95 "2008-09-21T21:39:14Z")
**You are the President. The Chinese lend you $1 trillion as long as you spend it. . . Was the trillion dollars just sitting under a mattress?** No, the Chinese lent them to you. Are you paying attention at all? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/96 "2008-09-22T08:16:05Z")
\*\*What a catch! Why is the door to the Men’s room always open? \*\* The catch needs fixing? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/97 "2008-09-22T12:13:06Z")
\*\*Gay guys, a question… A Really Pathetic Attempt to See Me Naked \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/98 "2008-09-22T12:57:54Z")
\*\*Gay guys, a question… Ever wonder what you’d look like as the other gender? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/99 "2008-09-22T13:16:03Z")
\*\*Overweight children – your best tips/websites? A Really Pathetic Attempt to See Me Naked\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/100 "2008-09-22T13:24:17Z")
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