# Sequential is as Sequential Does

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441 "2008-08-27T17:50:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/101 "2008-09-22T15:17:41Z")

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\*\*Ever wonder what you’d look like as the other gender?

What a catch!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/102 "2008-09-22T15:22:43Z")

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\*\* Five-hour layover at Newark  
Why We Won’t Be Having Sex.

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/103 "2008-09-22T15:46:29Z")

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**What do Americans think of Asian-Indians?  
What a catch!**

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/104 "2008-09-22T16:15:54Z")

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\*\*I Like Nightmares!

Sleep Paralysis\*\*

Um, you ever considered professional help? 😉

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/105 "2008-09-22T20:26:45Z")

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\*\*My"Wanna go out?" email goes ignored. Standard operating procedure to blow a guy off?  
Scotch Whiskey

Gay guys, a question…  
“Why Kurt”\*\*

He must be cute.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/106 "2008-09-23T03:11:46Z")

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\*\*What is the real cause of increased tensions between Russia & the US?  
Casual use of the term “cock blocked” \*\*

Really??

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/107 "2008-09-23T11:52:56Z")

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\*\* If you visited my house right now you’d be surprised to see…

Vowels  
\*\*  
O?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/108 "2008-09-23T12:26:41Z")

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\*\*If you visited my house right now you’d be surprised to see…  
The Most Effective Martial Arts Move Ever.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/109 "2008-09-23T13:46:38Z")

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\*\*Things not to say to a childless couple…  
How much caffeine have you had today?

How to apologize, Japanese-style  
The Most Effective Martial Arts Move Ever.

One Week From Today I Will Be Married  
Ain’t nothing better\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/110 "2008-09-23T13:52:05Z")

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\*\*How to apologize, Japanese-style  
Ask the Finn  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/111 "2008-09-23T15:18:39Z")

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\*\*Ask the American

Ask the Swedish guy

Ask the Finn  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/112 "2008-09-23T16:54:14Z")

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\*\* How much caffeine have you had today?

Ask the Finn  
\*\*

How much coffee has the Finn had today?  
How about the Swedish Guy? Do you know?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/113 "2008-09-23T18:32:35Z")

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\*\*What were the first words out of your mouth this morning?

What a catch!  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/114 "2008-09-23T20:06:17Z")

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\*\* Finish This Sentence: I’m so nerdy that . . .

I think “amn’t” should be a word.  
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/115 "2008-09-23T22:43:12Z")

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**Will the national/world economy completely collapse?  
What will happen if the ‘bailout’ is not approved?  
Mortgage bailout…  
If the economy collapses…**

Yes, yes, I hear you.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/116 "2008-09-24T12:05:01Z")

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\*\*Who were you most surprised to see come out of the closet?  
And the Angels in Heaven Sang Who in the Hell Would Have Thought It? Clay Aiken’s Gay \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/117 "2008-09-24T12:10:52Z")

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\*\*If you had infinite monkeys with typewriters…  
Writing letters/emails to your representatives in Congress \*\*

😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/118 "2008-09-24T12:37:41Z")

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\*\*Ask the Los Angeles Native  
Ever had a Rambo moment?  
\*\*  
Wouldn’t that be a “D-FENS” moment? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/119 "2008-09-24T12:55:42Z")

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\*\*Why Americans vote for underqualified politicians?  
Musicals and the Armed Forces \*\*

If that doesn’t explain the political divide, I don’t know what does

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/120 "2008-09-24T15:01:46Z")

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\*\* Your spouse calls you from a strip joint…  
…and you see your SO on the internet…naked… \*\*

OK honey, I get it. We need to talk.

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