# Sequential is as Sequential Does

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441 "2008-08-27T17:50:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/121 "2008-09-24T16:17:19Z")

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**Finish This Sentence: I’m so nerdy that…  
I was savaged by a caterpillar**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/122 "2008-09-24T16:58:48Z")

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**Fractured vs. Broken: Is there a difference?  
Drilling Holes in a “Spanking” Paddle**

It’s the difference between fractured bones and just broken skin. 😉

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/123 "2008-09-24T18:00:04Z")

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\*\*Obama just drove by!

Supernatural experiences\*\*

I can just imagine. 😛

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/124 "2008-09-24T18:45:19Z")

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\*\*I was savaged by a caterpillar.

It’s a girl! \*\*

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/125 "2008-09-24T18:49:17Z")

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\*\*Every had anything catch on fire?  
A kitten in a rainstorm \*\*

Well… yeah.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/126 "2008-09-25T13:18:09Z")

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\*\*Ask the 911 Calltaker  
Meaning of “Hotel California”? \*\*

Isn’t 911 for emergencies only?

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/127 "2008-09-25T16:41:11Z")

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\*\*There’s a naked bicycler down in Portland?

Doper NSFW Picture Thread \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/128 "2008-09-26T18:07:25Z")

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\*\* What is the origin of ‘the straight dope?’  
Origin of the gay accent? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/129 "2008-09-26T21:08:58Z")

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Two independent ones:

**Scariest thing I’ve heard in years - possibly ever  
I Must Share The Good News**

and:

**What are you doing right now?  
It’s a girl!**

(Sequential threads can be sexually ambiguous.)

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/130 "2008-09-27T07:27:25Z")

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\*\*Generating 64 MJ onboard an aircraft, with today’s tech?  
Plane too Heavy!!! \*\*

Back to the drawing board, then.

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/131 "2008-09-27T08:34:18Z")

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\*\*Things not to say to a childless couple…  
Conquer the Earth with your zombie army!  
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**Author:** ![slitterst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecc23a/32.png) [@slitterst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slitterst)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/132 "2008-10-01T11:30:55Z")

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\*\*Nature in your backyard: Photo extravaganza!

Sunbathing topless not recommended for fatty and not pretty women \*\*

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/133 "2008-10-01T18:39:58Z")

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**The kid who comes over every day  
I guess they REALLY don’t want me!**

He finally got the hint . . .

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/134 "2008-10-02T04:52:09Z")

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When I ran a search for “Thailand”:

**What do bugs taste like?**

**Nuts. I may have been poisoning myself in the past year.**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-is-as-sequential-does/461441/135 "2008-10-02T08:04:03Z")

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\*\*Spring-Clean your brain. What to get rid of.  
Baby girl born yesterday! Need name suggestions fast please \*\*

Um, I don’t think your pregnancy should have been on the list.

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