# Sequential Movie Titles

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 5, 2014, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569 "2014-02-05T12:59:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/1 "2014-02-05T12:59:15Z")

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We play this game when driving by the local GoogulPlex – read out movie titles that are above each other on the marquee (it works pretty well looking at offerings on the Guide on your cable box, too). Usually the offerings are only moderately funny, or you have to work at them. Rarely do you achieve the greatness of one preserved in one of those National Lampoon books I have:

**Alien  
Meatballs  
Escape From New York**

But yesterday I saw a wonderful triple play at the theater on my way home from work:  
**Her  
Nutjob  
Jack Ryan**

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/2 "2014-02-05T14:35:59Z")

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A few years ago, I saw

**Ghost of  
Obsessed  
Star Trek**

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/3 "2014-02-05T14:55:20Z")

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Not quite the same thing, but I recall a theater in Paris advertising Steven Spielberg’s _Hook_ based on two well-known stars who were listed on the marquee as:

Dustin  
Hoskins

and

Bob  
Hoffman

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/4 "2014-02-05T15:39:26Z")

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[http://www.dumb-signs.com/wp-content/images/sign36.bmp](http://www.dumb-signs.com/wp-content/images/sign36.bmp)

[![](https://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p1/toddalcott/marquee1.jpg) ](https://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p1/toddalcott/marquee1.jpg)

[http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/moviemarquee-16.jpg](http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/moviemarquee-16.jpg)

And my favorite

[http://www.freewebs.com/2weirdpeeps/apps/photos/photo?photoid=115209300](http://www.freewebs.com/2weirdpeeps/apps/photos/photo?photoid=115209300)

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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/5 "2014-02-05T16:04:50Z")

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I don’t know if it has happened but right now you could do

That Awkward Moment  
Captain Philips  
Frozen  
Inside Llewyn Davis

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**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/6 "2014-02-06T00:30:24Z")

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A multiplex I used to go to had one of its theaters right next to the restrooms, and all the signs used to be at the same level and size. So when the movie “Other People’s Money” was playing, the signs read:  
“Men – Women – Other People”

On another visit, I saw:  
“Men – Women – Batman”

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**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/7 "2014-02-06T00:34:28Z")

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And so far, no one’s mentioned one of the best, from one of National Lampoon’s _True Facts_ books:

THE FLY  
GODS MUST BE CRAZY  
ALIENS

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**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/8 "2014-02-07T20:43:16Z")

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A couple of decades ago, the art house near my apartment had:

Hold High the Red Lantern  
Until the End of the World

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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/9 "2014-02-07T21:31:26Z")

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> [@Cartoonacy](#):
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> And so far, no one’s mentioned one of the best, from one of National Lampoon’s _True Facts_ books:
> 
> THE FLY  
> GODS MUST BE CRAZY  
> ALIENS

But playing a bit loose (though that happens on marquees) since the titles would be

THE FLY  
THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY  
ALIENS

Seems unlikely, even with the looseness, to have happened since The Gods Must Be Crazy came out in summer 1984 and the other two in summer 1986. So, if it was just made up I demand titular rigor.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/10 "2014-02-07T23:20:47Z")

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My fave:

Se7en  
Clueless  
Showgirls  
Leaving Las Vegas  
To Live and Die in LA

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/11 "2014-02-08T15:06:10Z")

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> [@obfusciatrist](#):
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> Seems unlikely, even with the looseness, to have happened since The Gods Must Be Crazy came out in summer 1984 and the other two in summer 1986. So, if it was just made up I demand titular rigor.

_TGMBC_ played for over a 100 weeks at a local theater here. (And I’m not talking about midnight shows.) Not a problem.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-movie-titles/680569/12 "2014-02-08T15:16:11Z")

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**GREASE  
HAIR  
SHAMPOO  
HAIRSPRAY**

Best one word title one ever.
