# Sequential news headlines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-news-headlines/483895>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 31, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-news-headlines/483895 "2009-01-31T19:34:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-news-headlines/483895/1 "2009-01-31T19:34:58Z")

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From Yahoo! News, this baffling pair of articles:

**Iraq wraps up election with no major violence.  
U.S. says 2 Iraqi police dead in shooting.**