# Sequential News Stories

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-news-stories/163977>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 25, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-news-stories/163977 "2003-03-25T06:31:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-news-stories/163977/1 "2003-03-25T06:31:11Z")

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Ignore the first story listed. The second two form an ironic sequence.

(Seen on Google News)

[Cropped Screen Capture](http://misfitmagazine.tripod.com/pics/seq.html)