# Sequential, sequential, sequential!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858 "2004-08-21T16:20:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/21 "2004-08-23T14:01:26Z")

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\*\*DOOM3: Who’s got it? Who’s playing it?  
Anyone playing Doom III?  
\*\*  
Anyone? Anyone at all? Hello?

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/22 "2004-08-23T20:58:46Z")

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Don’t send me to Target with a credit card

I have purchased a catapault.

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/23 "2004-08-23T21:14:39Z")

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Biker Gang of Fools  
Bragging about toddlers

C’mon Hamm, cough up the Gold!  
What’s the point of being vegetarian?  
Night vision of a diurnal birds of prey  
Why does my left eye see things tinted red and my right eye see things tinted blue?

Warning: The next one is quite TMI.

Repeat: TMI!

You have been warned!

Clean up your GREASY, NASTY smear from the bench (gym rant)  
I Pit late periods! (girly TMI)

Told you!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/24 "2004-08-26T00:45:39Z")

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IMHO

What TV should I buy?  
Blew up the TV

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/25 "2004-08-26T00:50:15Z")

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Sequential, sequential, sequential!  
Consecutivising Thread Titles II

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/26 "2004-08-26T01:34:32Z")

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Shatner Has Been. A new CD. Uh-Oh.  
Suggestions for a LOT of booze

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**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/27 "2004-08-26T17:08:19Z")

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The BBQ Pit:

Fuck stupid-ass security measures!!!  
Take your giant rope spiderweb and shove it, Mr. Team-Builder!

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/28 "2004-08-27T03:12:35Z")

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say earler today

Bicycle saddles and impotence.  
Biker Gang of Fools

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/29 "2004-08-27T04:16:27Z")

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In Great Debates, earlier this evening:

_Should_ We Rebuild the Temple?  
Ask the Bahai Woman!

Is there something you’re not telling us, Norine?? 😉

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/30 "2004-08-30T23:21:17Z")

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Just now at the top of MPSIMS:

I’m wireless!  
I’m drunk  
I hope I haven’t started a war with our neighbor!

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/31 "2004-08-31T00:43:05Z")

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MPSIMS:

Help me accept it… (penis size)  
I’m Drunk  
My patient’s bizarre penis

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**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/32 "2004-08-31T00:47:14Z")

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MPSIMS:

My NYC Protest Experience  
I threw up on my dog!

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/33 "2004-08-31T00:53:52Z")

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Help me find new hobbies or activities  
I am torturing a woodpecker

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/34 "2004-08-31T00:55:53Z")

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Right below this one, right now:

**Help me accept it (penis size)  
My patient’s bizarre penis**

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/35 "2004-08-31T01:56:10Z")

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Hmm, looks like some thread titles just lend themselves to this:

**What my Cat Needs/What I Need**  
**My patient’s bizarre penis**

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/36 "2004-08-31T04:58:44Z")

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From the Pit:

Why don’t you listen to ME?  
Did you read the thread at all? (Supremely mild)

From MPSIMS:

The Siege Is Won  
Now that I have gadzillion gmail invites…  
I’m wireless!  
Where should the wife and I go?

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/37 "2004-08-31T05:05:37Z")

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I saved these from the other day…

I’m Drunk  
I threw up on my dog!

My son chatted up a girl at the bar for the first time today!  
Hey, I never called you a bitch!

I asked you to do ONE F\*\*\*ING THING, and you couldn’t even do that!  
Parents who try to control their kids’ lives

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/38 "2004-08-31T18:47:02Z")

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If you had a time machine.  
I may never grow up…

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/39 "2004-08-31T19:45:21Z")

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MPSIMS:

I threw up on my dog!  
We got a little wet! Thanks Gaston!

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-sequential-sequential/260858/40 "2004-08-31T20:14:32Z")

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Earlier today:

Help me accept it…(penis size).

Wanna see my kitty?

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