# Sequential Thread Titles and Dopernames

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-and-dopernames/449394>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-and-dopernames/449394 "2008-05-15T04:59:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-and-dopernames/449394/1 "2008-05-15T04:59:17Z")

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In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=467169&) of mine, kaylasdad99 pointed out that the title and my username looked funny together. At the time, I started paying attention…it happens a lot.

Here are some from today:

Woo-hoo! Chicagoans can eat enlarged livers again!  
WhyNot

Computers Hate Me  
Will Repair

Man Held in Fire  
Beware of Doug

How often do you think about food?  
I Have Hippos In My Garden

The Horror In The Basement  
Hal Briston

And Now, Cat Spanking  
Inigo Montoya

And my favorite:

Why do my cat and dog ignore each other completely  
iturntoyou

None are as good as sequential threads, but they’re certainly mundane and pointless.