# Sequential Thread Titles CLXXVII: When Hamsters Go Postal **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 1, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190 "2003-02-01T23:47:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/1 "2003-02-01T23:47:22Z")
There’s something morbidly ironic in this specimen from Cafe Society: Marginal/Maximal:How gender,sexuality,and ethnicity create complexity in the artworld Boybands… ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/2 "2003-02-06T21:44:41Z")
Another from Cafe Society: The Morrissey / Smiths appreciation thread! What makes you cry? ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/3 "2003-02-06T21:56:55Z")
In MPSIMS: Let’s play… Unfair Match-ups! Aaag! I’ve Fallen Victim!!! ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/4 "2003-02-06T23:33:26Z")
MPSIMS: Sharp metal and sensitive body parts What you see in other people’s front seats of their cars. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/5 "2003-02-07T01:14:37Z")
Ask the guy who used to frequent hookers! My gums are very sore and tender… Weird Stuff that makes you sad I can’t shave to save my life - literally it seems. ## Yup, that pretty much sums up Texas All in a row, in MPSIMS. All I can say is… hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/6 "2003-02-07T04:06:32Z")
MPSIMS has several today: Should I have a 3some? New smiley I created “I Love You.” “How Much?” A reporter has contacted me… ?? Sharp metal and sensitive bodyparts. I can’t shave to save my life - literally it seems. ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/7 "2003-02-07T04:37:28Z")
MPSIMS– “Should I have a 3Some?” “Threads guaranteed to get a high number of views” ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/8 "2003-02-07T04:41:55Z")
MPSIMS Ask the guy who use to frequent hookers! What’s that you’re using as a gravy boat? ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/9 "2003-02-07T05:32:07Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* Shuttle Debris - you just knew this was going to happen Because everyone knows Arabs don’t surf\*\* ---
**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/10 "2003-02-07T06:18:18Z")
Cafe Society: What makes you cry? Philip Glass’ music. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/11 "2003-02-07T15:09:46Z")
Just now in MPSIMS: It finally hit me Shuttle Debris - you just knew this was going to happen ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/12 "2003-02-07T16:20:49Z")
For the moment, right below this thread: Here I go again! I’ll be gone a week ---
**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/13 "2003-02-07T16:51:52Z")
Earlier, in MPSIMS… Should I have a 3some? My gums are very sore and tender… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/14 "2003-02-07T18:39:20Z")
In MPSIMS : Orange Alert–Are You Sufficiently Terrified? SECURITY ALERT - Squirrels on the Move From Cafe Society : Most Overrated Bands Band of Brothers (DVD) ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/15 "2003-02-07T18:43:47Z")
IMHO: I don’t understandb Blow Jobs. Ladies, would you look at my penis? How about you men? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/16 "2003-02-07T18:56:04Z")
Babies and wind. Do you wish to survive a nuclear/bio holocaust? ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/17 "2003-02-07T20:34:58Z")
Well shit. “Stand-up” or “sit-down” wipers, what are you? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/18 "2003-02-07T21:14:53Z")
From BBQ pit Q&A with the King of Pop Forced Sterilization ---
**Author:** ![absimia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbe5ce/32.png) [@absimia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absimia)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/19 "2003-02-07T21:47:16Z")
Here is MPSIMS A most bizarre medical problem Thanks slut… ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/20 "2003-02-07T22:07:59Z")
Just saw this one in GQ, the latter being one of my own threads: Smashing through a window? Trajectory of falling shuttle debris [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190.md?page=2)