# Sequential Thread Titles CLXXVII: When Hamsters Go Postal **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 1, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190 "2003-02-01T23:47:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/21 "2003-02-07T22:13:02Z")
From the Pit What do you think Ryan\_Liam smells like? Elton John 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/22 "2003-02-07T22:16:39Z")
Questions about primes Vegetarian Primer ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/23 "2003-02-07T22:21:33Z")
From MPSIMS A Most Bizarre Medical Problem What does Ryan\_Liam feel like? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/24 "2003-02-08T20:45:58Z")
MPSIMS: I’m getting married!!! Thanks Slut… ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/25 "2003-02-09T06:56:07Z")
Now showing in MPSIMS: **Hampster Porn** back to back with **Thanks, slut!** ---
**Author:** ![wdcsmwscaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbce88/32.png) [@wdcsmwscaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wdcsmwscaa)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/26 "2003-02-09T07:57:34Z")
That pussy’s taking a beating! Punish the Monstre ---
**Author:** ![wdcsmwscaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbce88/32.png) [@wdcsmwscaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wdcsmwscaa)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/27 "2003-02-09T07:59:03Z")
oops…pounding, not beating. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/28 "2003-02-09T08:11:22Z")
What proportion of women who give blowjobs like to do so? What is the best yogurt flavor? What vacume should I buy? IMHO is fun. ---
**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/29 "2003-02-09T18:32:31Z")
From MPSIMS: I just lost all the hearing in my left ear. Ar? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/30 "2003-02-11T22:11:54Z")
In IMHO: New girl I’m dating was snooping through my stuff. Should I break things off? I hit her truck. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/31 "2003-02-11T22:43:43Z")
MPSIMS: Weird things that make you happy A conversation in song titles. Weird Stuff that makes you sad Once more with feeling- TRULY AWFUL JOKES!!! ---
**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/32 "2003-02-11T22:56:02Z")
In MPSMIS: Anyone ever recognize someone from online porn? And Bingo was his name, O * * * \<\< Insert witty .sig here. \>\> ---
**Author:** ![cmosdes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cmosdes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmosdes)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/33 "2003-02-12T02:19:14Z")
I just found this sequence which kinda reminds me of how the mating life of typical person A might go: \*\*How well do online personal ads work? \*\* - When those don’t work, and it is time to close the gene pool leading to: \*\*So, tell me about your vasectomy… \*\* - Trouble! Trouble! Big problem here! I need a… \*\*Do you have a Terrorism/Emergency Survival Plan? \*\* - I need a plan! I need a plan, but all I have is a… **What are some things you could do with a cucumber?** - Personal adds didn’t work, tried to close the gene pool, ran into an emergency, all I had was a cucumber, maybe I’m just not suave enough… \*\*How to be a more manly poster? \*\* - Obviously not manly enough, because now the SO is asking… **When did you know he/she wasn’t the one?** - So now I’m all alone. Even the cucumber is gone. No sex except for… \*\*Why do I get the feeling… \*\* - This isn’t nearly as much fun as sex, but all the women turned me down… \*\*Who would you go gay for? \*\* - No. Not going to happen, at least not sober… **What Beer do you enjoy the most?** ---
**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/34 "2003-02-12T15:20:46Z")
Just spotted in IMHO… Question for atheists and agnostics regarding upbringing What is this object? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/35 "2003-02-12T15:22:18Z")
\*\*Ask the guy who used to frequent hookers! What the hell is going on in Washington today? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/36 "2003-02-12T15:30:14Z")
Here in MPSIMS: Disclaimer (concerning real life meetings of members) Ask the guy who used to frequent hookers! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/37 "2003-02-12T15:37:12Z")
Ask a former prison guard What is the effect on the human genome over time of saving unhealthy children? Boy, the training requirements for prison guards is a lot tougher than I thought it was… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/38 "2003-02-12T16:21:36Z")
Post Your Fetish The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/39 "2003-02-12T17:36:29Z")
Happy Darwin Day! Weird things that make you happy ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/40 "2003-02-12T23:32:55Z")
I done wrote me a protest song I got fired yesterday… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190.md?page=3)