# Sequential Thread Titles CLXXVII: When Hamsters Go Postal **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 1, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190 "2003-02-01T23:47:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/41 "2003-02-12T23:37:34Z")
Just came in to read this thread and noticed these in MPSIMS: Disclaimer (concerning real life meetings of members) Why is there always some goon with a guitar? Ask the guy who used to frequent hookers! Coming soon to a car near you… When your happy and you know it… Should I have a 3some? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/42 "2003-02-13T03:26:20Z")
Here in MPSIMS… Doomed chat up lines Be My Valentine. Or Else. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/43 "2003-02-13T06:01:17Z")
MPSIMS: What do you want from me? Blood? I don’t want to go to class tonight. Can someone explain how this works? No, really, it’s for science. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/44 "2003-02-13T14:50:04Z")
Great Debates: Stop saying “Smoking Gun” Iraq: Yet Another Smoking Gun? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/45 "2003-02-13T21:45:59Z")
In MPSIMS: I’ve got a germ-warfare suit! Are “Zootsuits” Coming Back? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/46 "2003-02-13T23:54:13Z")
\*\*New Diplomacy Be My Valentine. Or Else. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/47 "2003-02-14T14:02:34Z")
In MPSIMS: Dead bra day. What the hell is going on in Washington today? I wish the titles had been reversed. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/48 "2003-02-14T18:30:18Z")
Dolly the Sheep is dead Bill O’Reilly… go fuck yourself. Can’t stop laughing at that one. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/49 "2003-02-14T18:36:17Z")
My failed attempt at cooking. Dolly the Sheep is dead ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/50 "2003-02-15T17:25:46Z")
Open this thread only in the event of my death Scylla WOW! Talk About A Hero! How sad I Never Heard Of Him Before His Death. ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/51 "2003-02-17T22:18:27Z")
**Sex Poll: How do you do it? (warning: TMI) In a tight spot.** ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/52 "2003-02-17T22:28:55Z")
So I write a check for $1M… If I bounced a cheque to a funeral home… ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/53 "2003-02-17T23:40:14Z")
I saw this yesterday in GQ but forgot to come back over to MPSIMS and post it: A Question About AIDS I Have a Virus ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/54 "2003-02-18T01:17:11Z")
Because I can’t resist – this is about to change in MPSIMS: A very disturbing message board… Sequential Thread Titles CLXXVII: When Hamsters Go Postal 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/55 "2003-02-18T02:53:43Z")
Odd Places to Find a Penis the blizzard of 2003 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/56 "2003-02-18T03:42:05Z")
Just now, in MPSIMS, I cracked up to notice: Odd Places to Find a Penis GAH! Choking Here Folks! CHOKING! Khak, khak… ---
**Author:** ![agentfroot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@agentfroot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agentfroot)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/57 "2003-02-18T03:52:19Z")
in GD: I watched the United Nations commit suicide yesterday Why Africa? in IMHO: If you were a terrorist in the US where and how would you strike? cell phone ringtones gaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! as if the damned things weren’t annoying enough! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/58 "2003-02-18T13:39:33Z")
Sex poll: How do you do it? (warning: TMI) Saluting the flag ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/59 "2003-02-18T23:51:49Z")
In the Pit: Peace Protesters: tell me why the f_ck you… F_ck everything! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/60 "2003-02-19T04:35:47Z")
This one is just sad ☹ Ask the guy who just finished writing a book. Ask the guy who can’t get published [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190.md?page=4)