# Sequential Thread Titles CLXXVII:  When Hamsters Go Postal

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 1, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190 "2003-02-01T23:47:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/61 "2003-02-19T04:36:43Z")

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In MPSIMS:  
Ask the guy who just finished writing a book.  
Ask the guy who can’t get published

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/62 "2003-02-19T04:37:46Z")

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No, it’s just true. _Simulposts_ are sad.

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/63 "2003-02-19T06:14:18Z")

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In MPSIMS just now: (The first pair have a little personal interest for me.)  
ADVICE for ANYONE MOVING TO TEXAS:  
Zyada and me!

Teemings : Back in Business Again  
Ask the guy who can’t get published

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**Author:** ![knock\_knock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/22d042/32.png) [@knock\_knock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knock_knock)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/64 "2003-02-21T22:27:44Z")

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from MPSIMS:

Masturbation: choking the chicken?  
Should I Feel Guilty About This?

(No, it’s perfectly normal. And it won’t make you blind.)

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**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/65 "2003-02-22T20:32:22Z")

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from the Pit:

**We are NOT going to die!  
86 Dead and Counting. Where was the Common Sense?**

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**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/66 "2003-02-22T23:07:21Z")

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Cafe Society:

Ugliest actress committed to film  
Did Somebody Forget About Kurt Russell?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/67 "2003-02-25T00:10:41Z")

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The Pit:

Aretha! What are you thinking?  
FLUSH the damn URINAL!

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/68 "2003-02-25T14:31:00Z")

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From visit new threads:  
Attitudes Toward Suicide  
How to have fun with a shotgun?  
☹

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**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/69 "2003-02-25T19:56:30Z")

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Right here on MPSIMS (pronounced, of course, “mip-sims”):

My Cat Is In The Toilet  
What a crappy way to start my day.

(_Your_ day? How do you think the _cat_ feels about it???)

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/70 "2003-02-28T20:31:02Z")

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English magician to be entombed in cheese  
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/71 "2003-02-28T20:37:51Z")

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Halfway down the current page, we have:

Anyone here read Hebrew?  
Daffney, the One-Legged Duck

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-clxxvii-when-hamsters-go-postal/152190/72 "2003-02-28T22:15:52Z")

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On IMHO there’s:  
Poll: Operation \<what?\>  
Heidi’s Boobs

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