# Sequential Thread Titles for the Straight Guy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963 "2003-10-22T20:28:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/1 "2003-10-22T20:28:40Z")
Just now in IMHO: What drives a woman into “making out” or “one night stands” ? Experience with Synthetic Diamonds? ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/2 "2003-10-22T23:44:44Z")
In MPSIMS: There’s something colorful in my pants Submit your risque photos for the calendar HERE ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/3 "2003-10-26T21:00:01Z")
MPSIMS: What did you have for your breakfast Birth control pills ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/4 "2003-10-26T21:41:36Z")
MPSIMS: Guinistasia Did It… T…M…fuckin’ I! ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/5 "2003-10-27T07:16:30Z")
In IMHO: Do you use floppies? Yep, another thread about sex… ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/6 "2003-10-29T01:17:24Z")
In Current Threads: Homophobes can suck my dick. Rumsfeld: “It will be a long, hard slog.” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/7 "2003-10-29T03:33:25Z")
In the Pit: Why is this lotion SO STINKY??? Protection From Pornography Week, 2003 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/8 "2003-10-31T22:51:36Z")
IMHO: To the gun lovers of America. You know about an affair. What do you do? ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/9 "2003-11-02T01:51:22Z")
WHO SHOT THE LAWYER. I SHOT THE LAWYER! I am here to apologize ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/10 "2003-11-02T04:02:45Z")
Whatever pops into my brain. What Would Freud Say About This? * * * ## The rest of these have been sitting in a notepad doc waiting for a sequential thread to appear… Tired of “fund raisers” using my kids as free child labor Your not getting into hell till you finish your still twitching baby arms It’s dark in here… Suck on my chocolate salty balls Advice on Tanning Safely? NurseCarmen is on my sh\*t list! ```auto If you like sex ... You can't fire me; I'm a volunteer China has just launched their first man into space Let's go! ``` ---
**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/11 "2003-11-02T05:59:43Z")
MPSIMS: Some people think Ninjas are so cool, but… You gotta keep things light hearted ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/12 "2003-11-02T07:16:27Z")
Relationship survey: What are the majority of your fights about? Geeks, dead horses and the flogging therof. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/13 "2003-11-02T16:18:44Z")
What was in Marsellus Wallace’s briefcase?? Things you wanted to like, but just couldn’t… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/14 "2003-11-04T01:49:27Z")
About half an hour ago in GQ (until I moved the second thread up, haha): How do you store mushrooms? What’s the vegetarian stand on the humble fungus? Might make for an interesting question session… F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/15 "2003-11-04T02:22:16Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: You know you’re hooked on Dope when … Your Gender is important to me. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/16 "2003-11-04T02:24:02Z")
IMHO:What was your status in high school? National colours or Honda Odyssey or Toyota Sienna What should I major in? Geeks, dead horses, and the flogging thereof… ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/17 "2003-11-04T02:31:56Z")
What was in Marsellus Wallace’s briefcase?? Homemade Biscuits - HELP! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/18 "2003-11-09T17:49:44Z")
I’m 24 and having chest pains. Can Marijuana Use Cause Heart Attacks? ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/19 "2003-11-09T23:59:22Z")
MPSIMS: This newfangled composting toilet has me so excited! I’m gettin greener by the minute As Johnny Knoxville once said, “I am awash in a sea of poo” ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963/20 "2003-11-10T00:10:31Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: \*Stuff to Do with a Canadian Has anyone here taken a polygraph test? \* Wouldn’t be my idea of a fun date, but you never know about those Canadians. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-for-the-straight-guy/208963.md?page=2)